(Disclaimer: i don't own own fairy tail
P.S some jokes are bad P.P.S if you've seen these jokes some where before post and tell me I swear i came up with these all by self ( with some help from friends but there were cool with it as long as the get credit ))
If natsu is all fired up then is he on fire
I walk in the forest and this is what i see NOTHING ( they destroyed it all)
Erza Scarlet+Erza Knightwalker= scared baby Natsu
Rules to date Natsu
1 don't he's a little insensitive
2 never make fun of fairy tail
3 never mention igneel ( its taboo around natsu)
4 make sure happy's not around (he likes to gossip)
5 get used to being crazy
6 get use to heat
Natsu comment: if you see igneel contact me at fairytail.com@NatsuDragneel123 or contact me at 718-182(5201) (please don't call this number it's just the number of the letter ex. a=1, r=18)
Natsu vs Erza commentary
Natsu down to 1 HP Erza at 82 Erza goes for the finishing blow and Natsu counters with special move kitty in distress nya. activate Milliana shield. Milliana and Natsu vs Erza fight
Summary Erza could never hurt Milliana so just Rage mode on Natsu
Natsu: souls are edible do they taste good
Maka from Soul Eater : soul
Soul from Soul Eater: got it Maka . souls are taste less
Natsu: aww and I was so hungry
Natsu,s natural enemy a snow fairy
