(Disclaimer: i don't own own fairy tail
P.S some jokes are bad P.P.S if you've seen these jokes some where before post and tell me I swear i came up with these all by self ( with some help from friends but there were cool with it as long as the get credit ))
Why did Lucy sign a contract with Aquarius if she sassed her pet bass
Levy:Lu-chan where do get ink i'm all out
Lucy: levy what are you talking about
Levy : we'll you do sign contracts right
Lucy:(sweat drop)
Lucy: Natsu
Natsu: ya
Lucy: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE OR ELSE YOUR DEAD
Natsu: ha ha ha like you can kill me
Lucy: (takes out magic phone) hi Erza Natsu's in my house again
Natsu: (sweat drop. Runs . And says sorry as he runs )
Rules to date Lucy
1 arrange double dates with Aquarius and Scorpio
2 never mention her parents ( she might cry)
3 as an gift give her a book
4 get on good terms with her friends
5 make her feel relaxed
Lucy comment: why is everyone after me!!! I mean come on my dad, phantom lord, and the guys at the grand magic games ect
Lucy carries a whip and then Natsu comes up and says neigh
Going into Lucy's' room may just end your life
