(Disclaimer: i don't own own fairy tail
P.S a lot of jokes are bad P.P.S if you've seen these jokes some where before post and tell me I swear i came up with these all by self ( with some help from friends but there were cool with it as long as the get credit ))
Never call Gildarts Gilfart
Always try to help Cana appreciate Gildarts
Never leave Cana, Gildarts, and glue together or else they bond of daughter and father can't be separated literally
Gildarts comment: natsu my son your mom was um Anna no Yoshi no hana no I got it I don't know
