just before I start this whole thing is satire. 🤭 so be prepared 🤪😏 I'm cringing at myself so bad rn 💀
Fiona from shrek: oh hubby bubby wubby shreky poo I love you so much 😍😍
shrek: oh uhh yeah me too Fiona
Fiona: ok shreky I'm going to see donkey
*shreks mind*: omggg she doesn't know im gay and that I love Lord farquad 😭
*Fiona and donkey*
Fiona: OMG I'm going to have a BF
donkey: A BF?
Fiona: A BITCH FIT 😭😭😭
(white chicks reference)
donkey: OH NO WHY BABES
Fiona: my shreky wrecky poo boo doesn't love me anymore 🥺🥺
donkey: yeah i know its cus your a fugly bitch 😎😜😘
Fiona: *cries and runs out of the swamp*
donkey: couldn't stand that pick me UGHH 😉🙄🖕🖕
*shrek and donkey have a threesone with Lord farquad whilst Fiona is being mardy asf*
Lord farquad: OH GREAT HEAVENS SHREK I'VE NEVER BEEN RAILED SO GOOD 🤪🤪
donkey: OMG ME TOO SHREK IT WAS SO GOOD
shrek: yeah it's cus im a girlboss slay Queen unlike fiona 🙄🙄
donkey: did you not know that fiona is actually next queen in line dumb bitchh
shrek: SHUT YO HAIRY ASS UP YOU ASS
donkey: jokes on you I am actually an 'ass' 💅💅
*back to fiona*
*Fiona cries in her massive castle cus she's an ungrateful hoe*
*fairy godmother appears out of nowhere*
fairy godmother: you look so sad
Fiona: ITS CUS SHREKY DOESNT LOVE ME 😭😭😭😭
fairy godmother: oh no dear, would you like a taste of my cherry flavoured lip gloss i stole from my son?
Fiona: wdym by that?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
few moments later:
fairy godmother: OH MY GOLLY GOSH YOU ARE A PRO AT THIS FIONA 😏😏😏🤪🤪🤪😉😉😉
Fiona: ITS CUS IM A GIRLBOSS SLAY QUEEN 💅💅💅
*fairy godmother let's out the loudest moans in history whilst Fiona eats that magic fairy fanny*
fairy godmother: UGH I FEEL IT COMING MY FAIRY DUST IS GOING TO COME OUT
Fiona: eats her fairy dust that she made "come" out of her 😎
Fiona: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is so juicy baba 😘😘😘😋😋😋
fairy godmother makes a gigantic glittery pink d!ldo with her magical wand
fairy godmother inserts the gigantic glittery pink dildo into Fiona
it surprisingly fits, fairy godmother and Fiona go at until the end of time and so do donkey shrek and Lord farquad 💅
HAPPY ENDINGS DO COME TRUE GUYS
-I'm so sorry if ive ruined your childhood
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wlw smut (satire)
Romanceonly lgbtq wlw smut , these will be short stories containing wlw smut 🤭 but if your looking for something dreamy and romantic this is not the place for you. this whole entire thing will be completely satire 😭
