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Mephone4s x Reader

This was requested by: Ghostys_Art ghostys_art
Side notes: you are an object in this chapter and the setting is in season one. Also, you are on team chicken leg.

also this is probably just an au sooo uh

Y/N POV

I was sitting on the grass, trying to fall unconscious. When suddenly Mephone4 announces the elimination. 'Ugh, really?' I thought as I get up and walk over to where everyone was. I sit down on a haystack next to Balloon, since all of the other places where taken. (A/N: sorry to balloon lovers pls don't come for me) Mephone4 continues to go on about how he had cookies but he had ate them. I didn't really care but everyone else was complaining and it hurt my ears a little bit. "Instead of cookies, I have candy corns. But, I ate that too." Mephone4 says. "HEYY!!" Balloon yells. "Just kidding. It's right here." Mephone4 announces, reaching down for one to eat. Before he bites the candy corn, Oj slaps him, causing the candy corn to drop back onto the table. "Okay, okay. Calm your pits, Oj. I won't eat them." Mephone4 says in a annoyed voice before getting back to the elimination. "As you know, I'm letting all you choose who to eliminate, and nobody won immunity, so let's start." Mephone4 reminds us. "Uhh, Salt!" Balloon says, pointing at the voting board. "Omg! What did I ever do to you. You know what, fine! I vote for you!" Salt stated in a aggressive tone. "I'm voting for you too!" Pepper announces. "Alliance?" Balloon asked, holding up his hand. "Sorry, Balloon. You're a jerk so, I vote for you." Oj said before being pulled away by Bomb. "Y-y-ye-yeah! I vote for Balloon!" Bomb adds, chuckling a little. "Oh, c'mon!" Balloon yells. The sudden loudness snaps me out of my trance. I wasn't paying attention. I got lost in my thoughts. I look up at the voting board (A/N: sorry idk what it's called aa) and saw that Balloon had the most votes. "Fat cakes!" Taco blurted out, confusing me a little bit. "Yes, Taco! Balloon is fat!" Pickle tells Taco. "Hey!" Balloon yells, obviously annoyed. I was the last one left to vote. Everyone was starting at me. I felt my hands sweating. I looked at Balloon, who was extremely angry. I didn't know who to vote for. I didn't want to vote for anyone else because I would be a new target. All this pressure build up, causing me to yell. Everything hurt. The confused looks, my eyes, my head. Everything! "Y/N? Hello?" Mephone4 says, snapping me out of my thoughts and back into the real world. "C'mon, Y/N! We're all waiting on you!" Salt yelled impatiently. "Yeah, say it already!" Oj says. "I-uh-i...BALLOON!!!" I say, the last part becoming a unintentional scream. "Uhh well, that was unnecessary." Mephone4 says. "Balloon, you have been eliminated. Bye-bye!" Mephone4 says, passing out all the candy corn to us besides Balloon. "What!?" Balloon yells, with his hands on his head in disbelief. "Well, you had to see this coming. You were kind of a jerk to everyone." Oj states. "Oh, crap. This is not good." Balloon says, excepting defeat as he teleports to Idiotic Island somehow. 'What the hell just happened.' I think to myself as I just sit on the haystacks awaiting something to happen. Now it was time for the challenge. I didn't really know where to go so I just went where everyone else was. "This challenge, I was gonna take you all trick or treating-" Mephone4 announces before getting interrupted by Marshmallow. "Yay!!" Marshmallow exclaimed happily. "But there is no houses here, so instead, I've hidden a lot of candy around the island." Mephone4 adds. "You have to get as many pieces of candy as you can and keep them in this bag." Mephone4 stated, holding up a paper bag, and then giving everyone one. "After ten minutes, you will put your bag in the scanner to see how many pieces of candy you have. The team with the most combined pieces of candy wins. So, go get candy now!" Mephone4 said. I chose to walk away from everyone and go into the forest, only to find Pickle and Taco there. "Oh, Hey, Y/N! Want to join us in finding candy?" Pickle asks me. "Sure!" I say, wanting to be alone. I was still shaken up by what happened at the elimination, but I had other things to worry about right now. I pick up about 12 pieces before Pickle decides to break the silence. "Are you okay?" Pickle asks, facing towards me. "Uh, yeah. Why?" I say. "Just curious, you seemed really stressed earlier at the elimination and I wanted to know if you were okay since everything that happened." Pickle tells me. "I just felt so pressured, everyone was looking at me and it made me so worried. I didn't know who to vote for so I just said Balloon. I'm sorry for not telling you." I confess, looking away. "Hey, It's okay." Pickle reassures me. I gave him a warm smile and continued to pick up some candy. I only got about 4 until Mephone4 announced the challenge was over. I sighed and walked over to the side, waiting for Team Epic to be done. After all their candy was scanned, Mephone4 announced how much candy they got. "Whoa! Team Epic, congrats! You got 235 pieces of candy and it would've been more if Apple didn't bring back garbage." After he said that, I doubted we would win. Apple then slapped Mephone4. I giggled a little before turning back to my team to see Oj, who was walking up to the scanner. He then dumped his candy into the scanner, Bomb joined and so did I. "Okay, Team Chicken Leg, you got 56 pieces of candy in total so Team Chicken Leg loses again, and they're all up for elimination." Mephone4 stated before announcing another thing. "Also I'm giving immunity to Oj, Bomb, and Y/N for being the only ones to bring back candy." Mephone4 added. I sighed in relief. "So viewers, vote for Salt, Pepper, Pickle, or Taco." Mephone4 announced. Mephone4 stares at Apple, eating a dead fish from the trash. "Go away!" Mephone4 tells Apple. But then I suddenly hear a unfamiliar voice. "Perhaps it is you who should go away, Mephone4." A maroon phone said, he looked exactly like Mephone4, except he had glasses, and he was red. "What do you want?" Mephone4 asked, obviously annoyed. "You do not clearly stay up to date with Meeple news. If you did you would clearly know that me, Mephone4s has just been announced." Mephone4s informed him. I couldn't stop staring. He looks so..fine? I think that's the right word. I felt my face heat up. Mephone4s noticed and raised an eyebrow. I quickly look away. "So?" Mephone4 asked sarcastically. "So!? I'm better technology. I have the new M5 chip! I also have new voice recognition technology!" Mephone4s exclaimed. "Are you serious?" Mephone4 asks. "Actually, I'm Siri." Siri blurted out. "Shut up, he was talking to me!" Mephone4s said with irritation and annoyance in his voice. "Anyways, your too old. You must be terminated." Mephone4s stated. "I'm only a year old, and I have cool prizes." Mephone4 told him. "Whatever! I have cookies." Mephone4s stated, holding up a tray of cookies. Mephone4 picks up a cookie and starts to eat it. "Put that cookie down!" Mephone4s ordered before slapping Mephone4. "Now!!" Mephone4s yelled before pulling out..a gun.

3rd person POV

Your feelings for him fade away as he pulls out the gun. You still hold on. Deep down, you know you really love him. You can't let him go. "Wait!!" You say, rushing over to Mephone4s. "Please, don't do it." You pleaded, hugging Mephone4s. Mephone4s does not know what to feel. He feels a little bit flustered but confused. He's never been treated like this before. He wraps his arms around you, gently while not knowing how to respond. His maroon colors change all around his screen, looking like a lava lamp, and the shades of maroon change. You feel your face heat up again. You then pulled away from the hug and everyone is silent. Mephone4s looks down at you with an blank and confused expression. "Uh.." Mephone4s muttered as he began to look down at the ground in thought. "I don't know if I should or not. My mission was to terminate Mephone4..my creator said so.." Mephone4s admitted. You give him a warm smile to reassure that everything is okay. Mephone4s seemed panicked. "Well..I don't think you should do it.." You said, still looking at him. You look back at all the others, who were agreeing with you. "Don't do it..You don't have to..You are your own person." You stated. Mephone4s nodded, putting away the gun and stepping back from everyone.

Time skip!! (A few days later)

Y/N POV

We all just kinda agreed to have Mephone4s as a spectator. No one really interacted with him besides me. I see him sitting underneath a tree, it seemed he likes the shade. I then started to walk over to him. "Hello, Y/N!" Mephone4s greeted. Mephone4s seemed excited to be talking to me. I sit next to him. "Hi, Mephone4s. How was your day?" I ask looking at him. "It was alright. No one really interacts with me these days...besides you." Mephone4s says, smiling at me. I lean against him, unknowingly. Mephone4s puts one arm around me. I blush madly as I look over and kiss his screen. His shades of maroon change all around his screen again. "W-what was that?!" Mephone4s yells, seeming genuinely confused and flustered. I giggled as I lay in his lap and drift off to sleep.

End of chapter!
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