[COMPLETED]
the umbrella academy preferences
includes:
luther hargreeves, diego hargreeves
allison hargreeves, klaus hargreeves
five hargreeves, ben hargreeves
viktor hargreeves, & lila pitts
1/6/2022 - 5/18/23
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- ᒪᑌTᕼEᖇ • "what's the safest room in the house during the apocalypse? the living room." • he literally just sits and laughs at that for like 10 minutes
- ᗪIEGO • "people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow." • he gives you the most sarcastic laugh then a straight-faced head shake • "ahaha."
- ᗩᒪᒪIᔕOᑎ • "as soon as the zombie apocalypse hits i'm grabbing a sledgehammer and heading down to the local cemetery for the greatest game of whack-a-mole ever." • "that doesn't even make sense. we aren'tin a zombie apocalypse, y/n." • she's got a stick up her ass. i don't know why she's so pressed, it was a simple joke
- Kᒪᗩᑌᔕ • "i met a horse who keeps talking about the apocalypse. he told me the end is neigh," • it takes him a minute to understand it but when he does he laughs and tells you that was a "good one." • he tells you a terrible apocalypse joke back that he made up on the spot
- ᖴIᐯE • "if an apocalypse started in vegas, would it stay in vegas?" • sorry man, he's got better things to worry about than silly apocalypse jokes so he just ignores you
- ᗷEᑎ • "what kind of apocalypse would be best for the economy? a zombie apocalypse, because zombies are great consumers!" • he lets out a little laugh but tells you to focus on what's important which is trying to figure out how to beat the apocalypse
- ᐯIKTOᖇ • "so what if i don't know what apocalypse means? it's not the end of the world!" • he laughs for a few seconds then moves on to the next subject
- ᒪIᒪᗩ • "what do you call it when pigs cause the end of the world? the aporkalypse," • she lets out a loud laugh and gives you a high five • "that was a good one."
