meenis was sitting in the dirt, he was siting there meenisly, and pretend that there are slugs too for the fun of it.
and then the suddenly a worm arrived it was big it was a big worm
think about lady D from the game where she's a really big lady and that would be this worm but worm sized the worm he was the size of one apple slice.
"hello i am meenis" said meenis (he was meenis)
the worm wormed in respionse
"i love worms i'm gay im meenis" said meenis (he was gay)
the worm winked at him, and they kissed a little in a wormy meen way.
"i love the dirt i love rolling and gooping in That Mud." said meenis
"so do i, i love you meenis" said mr worm.
meenis blushed meenis color.
"i love you as wlel"
and they got married right there! in the mud.
but 2 years later and they had to get divored
autors note: divored is when people are not married any more
"im sorry meenis i dont love you anymore i found someone else"
"who?"
"a hot worm"
and meenis started crying im talking sobbing on the floor tears and stuff everywhere, he was absolutely dripping tears like those things were flooding the place.
"i'm sorry meenboy" and worm walked out
"i'll find someonme better. i swear it on every worms."
adn meenis walked away, a dramatic smoke flooding in behind him like he's a villain.
"fuck worms. slash mean. slash meen even. slash meenis."
and then he walked past where he met the worm and felt nothing but sadness. he would date someone better, some animal that ate worms. maybe a hamster or something.
autheors note: im sorry this took so long someone was mean to my pet badger Smelly Sog and said mean things about him and he was crying :( and i had to cheer him up. i know you're reading this person who was mean to Smelly Sog. apologize instnatly.
