Ok so the first one is like super short.
So in.. I wanna say high school, my mom was walking between classes right?
And I would first like to say, my mom is a 5'4", back then probably around 120 pound girl.
And this dude in her school HAD THE AUDACITY DO GROPE HER ASS IN THE HALLWAY. But my mom was a total badass. (if you can't tell by the fact that I literally dedicated a whole book to these stories)
So my mom WHIPPED HER HEAD AROUND, PINNED HIM TO A WALL, STUCK HER KNEE IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND PRACTICALLY GROWLED AT HIM,
"Touch me again and your nuts will be in your nose."
LIKE-
SLAY MOM💅✨
Story 2
So this is in like.. 5th grade I wanna say..
Idk it was somewhere in elementary school
Anyway, so it was recess and my mom got into an argument with this one like, big girl. Like tall and a bit heavy. And again, my mom is short af and skinny as hell.
Then the argument gets more heated and this girl, idk we'll call her... Amy.. yeah... anyway, Amy grabbed a chunk of my moms hair at the nape of her neck and yells, "YOU SEE THIS? IM GONNA RIP IT OUT"
AND MY MOM DEADASS GRABS THE HAIR, RIPS IT OUT HERSELF, HOLDS IT OUT TO HER AND JUST SAID,
"Here."
Amy looked at my mom like she was crazy (lowkey she is) and walked away.
My mom said it hurt like a bitch, it ended up scabbing over and everything but "it was worth it."
Keep slaying like my mom💅
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Badass Mom Stories
Non-FictionYALL DONT KNOW HOW BADASS MY MOTHER USED TO BE, OK? SO LISTEN UP AND TAKE NOTES. This does have language and violence so be warned.
