Badass Mom Stories

College

Ok so there was this one time in college. 

And, my mom didn't take shit from ANYBODY. 

So she had this really annoying roommate named Alex. Alex was a very VERY short little Mexican girl with a HUGE attitude. To compare height, my mom was 5'4" and Alex was like barely past her shoulder. 

They really didn't like one another so they kinda just ignored each other for the most part. 

But this one day, my mom was putting her hair up for her college soccer team practice. (my mom was and still is as athletic as they come) 

And Alex comes in with her friend and is acting all cocky for no reason. 

And, just to act tough, comes over to my mom and just smacks my mom on the forehead. (not hard but still)

And my mom looks at her and goes, "Alex. Don't touch me." Very much threatening her.

And Alex, being the bitch that she was, smacks her on the head. And as soon as she did my mom FULL ON RIGHT HOOKS HER IN THE FACE.

Alex stumbled back onto the ground and like shook herself off a bit. AND GETS UP AND CHARGES MY MOTHER TO FIGHT.

You wanna know what my mom did?

She stiff-armed her.

And Alex is swinging and cussing my mom out but she just held her there.

Then an administrator came by and broke them up.

The best part is,

After that they both requested a room change and it was denied. They still didn't like each other but got along slightly better. 

Years later, after college I think, Alex reaches out to my mom. 

AND ASKS HER TO BE ONE OF HER BRIDES MAIDS 

LIKE BITCH WHAT??

My mom told her, "Alex, no. We were NEVER that close."