Badass Mom Stories

Fight for Star Wars

For context my dad is a huge star wars fan.

So my parents were going to see The Phantom Menace (i think) in theaters when it first came out. And this line was long asf so they'd been standing there FOR HOURS.

also there's this little nerdy dude standing in front of them.

And then, out of nowhere, these two like body builder dudes or some shit come up and cut in line in front of nerdy dude and my parents.

Yeah no. My mom was having none of that.

So she, like the 5'4 badass she is, tells the incredibly jacked, probably over 6ft dudes that could snap her like a twig, to get lost.

And these bitches tried telling MY MOM that they were in line, they just stepped out to do something.

Yeah no. My mom was having none of that.

So she goes OFF on these dudes like, "No. I have been in this line for over three hours and have never seen you. The line is back there buddy" effectively starting an argument with them.

At some point the security guards come over and my mom tells them what happened, getting the dudes escorted out.

and then nerdy dude turns to my mom and is like, "I'm so glad you said something cause i definitely wasn't gonna" and my mom just told him it was no biggy.

and this whole time my dad is just standing there til he finally tells my mom, "Christy you're going to get yourself killed one of these days"

Honestly I have no idea how shes still alive.