(side note: why does Michael not want to be alone when he's in the bathroom? I mean whatever makes him happy but kinda odd)
*sound of book opening*
*flip sound*
This is the tale of a young boy by the name of Michael, and his sad, sad adventures.
*flipping sound*
*flip sound*
*flip sound*
*flip*
*flip*
But alas, he did not...
*flip*
*flip*
*flip*
The end.