Slow People

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Ok, so I kinda am slow. Like I was on the bus and my friends was singing and I busted out singing blue elves and green fairies kissing all daaayyy. People was looking at me like shut the hell up. I was at lunch and me and my white bestfren was talking about ppl 4ever saying twinses im like do I look like u nope do we have the same parents HELL NO!!!! Then she was like u heard what I siad and I was like nope. I wanted to say I saw a green smurf running around. Then I asked PJ has he ever seen a green surf kissing a blue fairy, he was all like surfs can't be green I was like well they gon be green today shit fds. Ain't nobody gots time fo dat*Sweet Brown Voice* Until next time

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