Ima be honest, I overexaggerate sometimes. Although there are some people that blow things outta proportion. Say you scrapped your knee and outta nowhere you start screaming and crying like you really are dying. I mean u doing the WHOLE nine, rolling on the ground, screaming, talking 'bout Jesus help me in all your glory. Then otha ppl looking at you like u need Jesus Christ, God, holy water, and a mental facility. Then little kids laughing at yo ass like this biotch funny ash. Like for instance this happens:
(you)
_falls down_ Oh Lord, help me Jesus. I see the white light! Oh nevamind that's just my tacky as weave. Oh shit! Oh shit! I'm bleeding take me now Jesus take me now!
(me)
_looking crazy_ This bitch right here. Aye Calm tf down i'm trying to watch Maury.
(you)
_Looks at me_ Hoe I fell! Excuse me for being hurt!
(me)
_Looks taken back_ Well my bad! Bye Felisha!
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