Recipe For Destruction

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Recipe For Destruction


3 tablespoons of salted butter (no substutions)

2 cups of rage, finely chopped

a pinch of anxiety

2 unsweetened fists, cut on the diagonal

a handful of miscommunication

a bottle of alcohol (rum works best, but whisky is also a good choice)

water (optional)

2 bundles of lies

1 honest opinion, ripped to shreds

salt and pepper to taste


Put butter in a large pot and melt over medium heat. Lightly sauté rage and anxiety until browned. Add fists and continue to cook over high heat. Stir in miscommunication and add your choice of alcohol. Add water if desired. For best results do not dilute the destruction. Lower heat and let simmer for a while. Before adding the lies be sure to expose it's though exterior by stripping them of there outer shell. Add the lies whole and follow with the honest opinion. Do not rip the opinion ahead of time as it will loose it's potency. Let simmer on low until everything is thoroughly heated though and combined. Season to taste. Serve hot.


Diabetic option: add 2 kg of sugar when adding alcohol.

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