Late night conversations

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-Finney-

F- Y/n/n you awake? *shakes you*
Y- I am now, what do you want Finn?
F- Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?
Y- Finn wtf
F- Answer the question Y/n
Y- uh, idk, am I the smart one here?
F- fair point. But still, answer the question!
Y- okay!, no I don't think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles
F- Why?!
Y- Cause thunderstorms are a natural thing, Finney!
F- Shit forgot about that
Y- Can I go back to sleep now?
F- Yeah, sorry btw for waking you up
Y- It's fine. Now go to bed I'm tired

-Bruce-

B- Y/n/n wake up *shakes you*
Y- What happened! Did you have a nightmare?!
B- No?, anyways I need to ask you something
Y- Cant you ask me it on the morning?
B- No it's important!
Y- Fine!
B- Are chickens considered animals or birds?
Y- Both
B- But how would we know that?
Y- idk?
B- I mean they walk like animals and they fly like birds
Y- Yk birds walk too?!
B- Oh, sorry, go back to sleep I'll figure it out
Y- In the morning, you go to sleep too
B- Alright

-Vance-

V- WAKE UP!
Y- WTF!
V- You awake?
Y- Yes can't you tell from my scream!
V- Perfect :)
Y- Why'd you wake me up?
V- At what age does a boy's period start?
Y- Vanc- wth?
V- Answer the fucking question, asshat
Y- First of all, don't call me an asshat bc I'm smarter than you, and second of all, boy don't get periods!
V- Oh, ok well, night!
Y- Nah you woke me up so you not sleep now asshat!
V- hey don't call me that jackass!!

-Billy-
B- Are you awake?
Y- No I'm sleeping...yes I'm awake you dunce
B- Oh sorry
Y- It's fine, I was awake away, need anything?
B- Can I ask you something?
Y- Yeah go ahead!
B- If the world is going to end, do you buy, sell, or hold stocks?
Y- If the world ending what difference does it make?
B- Your right, sorry for asking that dumb question
Y- It's fine you were curious, now go to sleep, you have to wake up early

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