Wednesday: A Day At Nevermore

Chapter 1: The Welcoming

This is the story about a young 15 year old girl named Wednesday Addams. She is the daughter of Morticia Addams, and Gomez Addams. She is also the sister of Pugsley Addams. She has just shown up to Nevermore Academy, not sure of what she might find there. "Hello Wednesday. I will now show you up to your dorm. You will be sharing one with Enid Sinclair." Said Principal Weems, "You never specified that I would be sharing a dorm with someone. I will not be happy, even if you would like me too." Replied Wednesday flatly. "I will not force you to be enthused, young lady. But at least try to be polite to your new roommate." Explained Principal Weems, "I cannot make any promises. And never call me a young lady again. My name is Wednesday." She said firmly, "Howdy Roomie!" Exclaimed Enid, running to hug Wednesday. "Get any closer than that, and you will wake up with a missing limb tomorrow." Wednesday said sternly. "Yeah, I think I will back away now." Replied Enid looking white faced at Wednesday's comment. "Enid, can you show Wednesday around, and make sure she does not threaten anyone with dismemberment? " Asked Principal Weems, "Yes of course Mrs. Weems." Nodded Enid. "I do not understand why I have to go to this stupid greeting. It's not like I'll be interacting with anyone in this idiotic school anyway." Sighed Wednesday, "Perhaps not, but just in case." Responded Enid, "Ah, here's one of the boys you might have something in common with. Percy! I have someone who you would like to meet." Shouted Enid, "Make it quick Enid, I have some business to attend to afterwards." Replied Percy, "Wednesday, this is Percy Velasquez. Percy, this is a new student named Wednesday." Explained Enid, "Hey, it's nice to meet you Wednesday." Said Percy, sticking his hand out for Wednesday to shake. "Hello. It looks like maybe you won't be such a bother, like Enid, or Principal Weems." Replied Wednesday, shaking his hand and then wiping her hand on her skirt. "Well, it was nice meeting you Wednesday. I'll be seeing you around." Said Percy, "Hopefully not." Replied Wednesday. "Oooh, I feel a connection between you two already." Said Enid, "Do not say that. I would never be romantically attracted to a male." Replied Wednesday. "Sure, Wednesday." Replied Enid smirking. "I'm going back to my dorm, and continuing my novel. Do not disturb me." Said Wednesday, "Your novel?" Asked Enid. "Yes, I devote an hour a day to my novel. Perhaps if you did the same your vlog might be coherent. I've read serial killer diaries with better punctuation." Wednesday said firmly, "I write in my voice. It's my truth. It's what my followers love." Replied Enid, "Your followers are clearly imbeciles. They respond to your stories with insipid little pictures." Wednesday added, "Uh, you mean, emojis? It's how people express their feelings. I realize that's a foreign concept to you." Enid said, "When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind. Rope. Shovel. Hole. And by the way there are two d's in Addams. If you're going to gossip about me, at least spell my name correctly." Wednesday retorted.