There once was a little girl named April. She was at school when she heard a rumor about a green crayon. The myth was if you rubbed it three times on your butt on camera that it would give you superpowers. So April went home that day and tried it. She got out a camera and a green crayon. She told her mom and her mom said that it was harmless to Aprils father. April started recording and pulled down her pants. She rubbed the green crayon three times 1..2..3... POOF!
There magically appeared a rope April pulled it. It had magically tied around her neck... she was hung and she saw the light above her.
