Me: (eating silently at lunch reading house of hades)
Friend: (playing with carrots and a water bottle)
Me: (ignores)
Friend: dude dude look at this
Me: (sees tray had a dam made of carrots and watched as friend slowly pours water next to it)
Both: I want some dam French fries ( laughs hysterically)
Random girl next to us: ( slowly moves away)
Me: it's a dam persassy Jackson thing, you mortals would never understand!
