Zelensky went completely crazy and, for the sake of American citizenship, messed up with Biden
(I originally published this work on a ficbook, but it was deleted, I publish it here)
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Zelensky looked with empty eyes at the road blurring in front of him, thoughts raced madly in his head, his patience broke, he decided that he could not do this anymore and sniffed white powder from the table.¹
- No, you can't do that!! I can't sit here in this shithole! Zelensky gestured to his young secretary. His blond curly hair fell over his shoulders, and his clear green eyes looked straight into his soul. But Zelensky didn't have it. And he continued to shout in his disgusting voice of a fucking alcoholic - Sashko! You don't understand! We need to get out of here! The young man looked at his "master", a face was read on his face. - Volodimir Alexandrovich, but you can't do the same! You can't leave the country and the people alone and just leave, and even at such a time! - Not us, but us! - I think you need to finish with the cocaine and get a good night's sleep. - You think too much, Sasha. The secretary's words sounded quite convincing, but if a person has no brains, then it's hard and for a long time. He was adamant in his beliefs. And the logic in this situation was quite simple - it is necessary to bring down and that's for sure, and if you bring down, then to America. Elementary. But to get there, you need citizenship, which is not so easy to get. - Sashko! Call Putin! - I'm sorry, he refused to talk to you after the incident when you said that you would hold gay pride parades across the equator. - Exactly... So we implemented it? - No, we have ceilings leaking in the government building for the second week, what kind of parades? - Really what.... call Biden then! As soon as possible! It's urgent!
