In this form, Zelensky could safely go outside without fear of giving his life for a herd of sheep. And such an outfit, they say, protects Saudi women from rape, which is also quite a nice bonus.
In fact, he could have just hired security guards with American taxpayers' money, because there are only two of them, and if he hired at least five people, they would just take the number, but he did not think of that.
And when Zelensky went outside, he noticed that there were somehow too many people of Caucasian appearance. But seriously, it probably just seemed to him, where would the Chechens come from if he didn't even go out the gate? And when he did come out, he was so overwhelmed by a wave of adrenaline that he literally almost choked. And defiantly, without flashing anything (so as not to get burned), he ran back. He'll sit there until he's pinned down.
Zelensky sat in his room, ate bacon and watched the 95th block, remembering the times when the sky was bluer and the grass was stronger. Suddenly he heard a surprisingly lively noise from the first floor. They must be guests.
- Hey, you! Come down here! Biden's voice rang out. He often forgot names and, in order not to get confused about his lovers and his wife, called everyone simply, briefly, respectfully to "hey, you"
Zelensky put another piece of lard in his mouth and hurried to the bottom, combining descending the stairs with futile attempts to chew a piece of pig fat that was not chewed disgustingly.
In the living room, he found Biden talking with Putin. My heart started beating somewhere in the area of my left arm. And when the old fuck noticed that Zelensky had already come down, he exclaimed
- Let's hear him play the piano instead! He's doing great!
No one seemed to have been killed that night.
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what will you do for the sake of citizenship
ФанфикZelensky went completely crazy and, for the sake of American citizenship, messed up with Biden (I originally published this work on a ficbook, but it was deleted, I publish it here)