Zelensky was lying helplessly on the floor again, numerous flashbacks surfaced in his head, where he found himself in about the same position in different circumstances. Lukashenko peeled potatoes on the floor, he liked to cut out eyes - it calmed him down.
— You're lying well, you clearly have talent, – the Russian President remarked with a sneer, scratching his back with a Kalashnikov assault rifle.
A two-meter-tall Chechen forcefully helped this nonsense to take an upright position.
— Well, you're a shaitan³, Don¹, can we call Karén?
Zelensky's eyes widened and his legs buckled. He had heard that Russians always see everything, but he did not think that it was so literal.
— No, no! No! Please! – Zelensky shouted, falling at the feet of Ramzan Akhmatovich – Don't kill me! Let me play the piano for you!
— Don't, don¹, we need to play the piano, I know, Don¹, how you play the piano, don¹
— Fuck it², – Putin remarked, – For God's sake, get up and don't embarrass yourself.
Taking advantage of the opportunity, Zelensky decided to flee. From a low start. Admittedly, he was worse at running than kneeling in front of powerful men.
Incorrectly chosen shoes in the morning - louboutins with a meter-high heel, played a cruel joke on him. His leg gave way and Zelensky flew down again, hitting the bench with his head in flight.
"Don't thank me," Kirill said, getting to his feet and brushing his hands off the dust.
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— Vova! Give it to me! Good boy, dig potatoes!
But Putin had a better idea.
1 - Chechen interjection
2 - in Russian, it sounds like "huevo", which means "bad", and it is also a pun with the word "hui" - "dick", which is a reference to the video where Zelensky plays a dick on the piano
3 - Shaitan (Iblis) is one of the names of the devil in Islamic mythology
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what will you do for the sake of citizenship
FanficZelensky went completely crazy and, for the sake of American citizenship, messed up with Biden (I originally published this work on a ficbook, but it was deleted, I publish it here)
