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Chapter Title: 1128th Time's the Charm?
Character: Sanji
Reader: Male, Zenitsu personality similarities
Requester: Should I even @ if these are old now??? IDK
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"PLEASE!"

"NO!"

"BUT YOU'RE SO BEAUTIF-"

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU'RE SCARING THE WOMEN AWAY!" Sanji yelled; his foot planted on my face. I yelped in pain and scooted away from him, having been on one knee. He lit another cigarette and sighed the smoke out. "You're really pissing me off, (y/n)."

My shoulders slumped a bit. "I'm sorry, but please, marry me-"

"NO! GET OUTTA HERE IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP!"

I slowly stood up, nodding with evident sadness in my expression. Beads of sweat collected on his face as he looked at me, but he stood his ground. With that, I sighed and spun around, walking away from the outside food market. Our crew stopped by a nearby island to gather up supplies. The crew just barely met back up, and he's shorter with me than he used to be.

"Wow, no luck at all, huh?" Usopp sighed, placing an arm over my shoulders.

I shook my head slightly, "No, no luck. Perhaps he's grown to hate me more while I've been away from him."

He raised a brow, "Hasn't he always been like that?"

"No... he used to stand letting me follow him around after I'd ask him to marry me, but he's simply not putting up with it anymore," I explained, a single dramatic tear falling from my eye.

The sniper gave me a deadpanned expression, clearly knowing that the tear was fake. BUT MY PAIN IS REAL! "You've known him for a while now, maybe you should just give up. This is your..."

 "1127th proposal."

".....Damn. But anyway, yea, this was your 1127th proposal, and he's gotten even worse than when you first started," Usopp told me, patting my shoulder.

I frowned, "But I love him."

He sweatdropped, "Maybe stop asking everyone that piques your interest, then."

"But I need to marry SOMEONE! My life is always in danger! I COULD DIE ALONE!" I panicked, my hands holding my face in fear.

"...You need to reevaluate your values," Usopp sighed.

"Well, I already know love! I just need to get it back. Somehow..." I trailed off, rubbing my chin. "When I get it back, I will finally be a fulfilled man! A husband! Hopefully to Sanji!" Usopp facepalmed.

"Umm..." The two of us looked to the side. A girl was calling for our attention. She smiled when we gave it to her. "Would either of you know where to get apples? I am not familiar with this island," she told us.

Usopp slipped behind me, pushing me toward her. I grinned at her and motioned to the left of me. "I do know where they are, even if I'm not from this island. Allow me to show you!" I offered.

She nodded enthusiastically, "Yes, please!" I held a handout. She took it. My grin only got bigger as I walked her back into the food market. When I proposed to Sanjì, I saw apples to the side of him. I take a mental picture of the scene whenever I propose to Sanji, just in case he says yes, so I can remember it forever. When we got to the stand, she bowed at me in gratitude. "Thank you! Is there anything I could get you in exchange?"

I stared at her for a second before falling to one knee. "YES! Would you please give me your hand in ma-" A strike to my head cut me off. No, it was not from her. It was Sanji's dress-shoe of anger.