Y/N finds himself sitting in a chair in what seems to be an unending dark room. He remembered this room very well. And a very familiar Goddess was also across from him.
Y/N: Oh god, how'd I die this time around?
Gaia: Oh, don't worry, you're not dead. We simply needed to... talk with you about something.
Y/N: Kinda sounds like I died...
Gaia: No, you didn't-
Y/N: Let me guess, Roon hugged me to death? She almost did that multiple times in one night, so it wouldn't shock me.
???: Mortal, just shut up for a second.
A very deep male voice speaks out to him. And I do mean that voice was very deep. Looking over, he sees... well...
Y/N: ... so are you-
???: Yes mortal, I am in fact a female.
Y/N: But-
???: I am well aware that my voice is as deep as corpse husband.
Y/N: Dang... You sure?
???: Believe me, I checked...
Y/N: Good to know...
Y/N stared at her, wondering if she was right on that. This was making him question things about himself. She only lightly glared back in response, which seemed more like her natural face than anything else.
Gaia: Oh right, you don't know her yet. This is Anubis. Anu-
Y/N: Wait, W H A T!?
Anubis: *Sigh.* Yes, I am Anubis. Guide to the underworld and the protector of the grave.
Y/N: No offense, but-
Anubis: My gender is a very common misconception.
Y/N: But I thought Anput-
Anubis: She doesn't exist. People made her up thinking that I was a female counterpart of me.
By her tone alone, it sounded like she's had this conversation a lot.
Anubis: Also, credit for knowing your gods. Just know that most of them are made up.
Anubis looks at Gaia, expecting her to carry on what she originally wanted to say.
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