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The fatui potion

Hey guys, I wrote this my using the speak out loud. It will write it down or whatever thing so the amount have sentences that don't make sense is f****** weird. Clear cleave plea cle Billy Cree Kiki Kiki Chichi TT yeah yeah yeah yeah. These are all names you night see lol.

"Do I really have to guard kids? I'm not qualified for something like that. I could be useful to your mission because I literally worked with the fatui. Are you stupid or something?" Scaramouche said trying not to sound annoyed.

" Just do it. It's not that bad anyways. They're just kids. The worst thing that could they could do is put pranks on you or not. Take you seriously. We're going to come back in another day or less.
Time Skip to Scaramouche guarding the kids

"Hey are you our babysitter?" "Kiki thinks that he is not. He looks scary." "Oh come on Gigi "It's not that bad or he's going to do anyways" I can't believe I actually agreed to this. I kind of wish that when I fell to from that giant f****** robot that f****** die died. I swear to God if that's what naughty wanted me to do. I'd rather just kill myself right now. No no yeah I am your babysitter not mess around too much. I was one of her harbingers before so don't mess around and stuff. You were from the fatui. That's so scary. Oh my god do you have for three stuff? Yeah we won't believe you except if you show us for two weeks stuff like dark potions or or mechanisms that are cool and scary TG agrees. Chichi needs proof too.
Oh okay then. I have to make up something right now. They'll believe it anyways because they simply scared of me right now. Okay wait I turn around. I take a paddle resistant potion then put it in a sorrow resistance potion and mix them together. This is really bad to drink because those who are supposed to be mixed together except when you drink one at a time. But whatever it's fine. I'm a puppy anyway so it's like I'm going to die. Okay guess what is it? Is it a potion to change someone to monster or portion to turn someone into a tree or or maybe? I don't know what is it. I want to know Cleveland to know. Well you are seeing with your own eyes The fatui potion form the secret market if you drink this at 3:00 a.m. you will turn into and imposter from snitch Naya. What is an imposter from Schneider?. There are people are disguised as nice people who are actually really bad. That is because of the fumes of this potion. No I hope this works because I have spent a million more on this potion do you want to test it out?. Kiki is scared but also curious. Kiki doesn't want to drink it. You should drink it. We are kids. You are right. I wouldn't want to put in ginger. The ones that are guarding that would be weird. There we go then I drink the potion and it's tastes so bad like it is really bad and I I like expression it way more than I actually would so it looks like it's actually really bad. Dispotion is weird. I don't think I was supposed to drink the whole thing. Oh my god is is for two guy okay? Are you okay if it's me guy? I think drops to the floor and freaking unconscious. I feel the kids trying to wake me up for a minute. I wake up. Oh hello, I just seeing the robotic voice.  May I ask why I am on the floor. It isn't quite comfortable. Are you the imposter from stanaya? I think he's the imposter. Is it impossible now?. Kiki you scared? What do we do? I don't know what we should do. Maybe maybe we should make it in the potion? I can never potion to how through the potion and stuff. Now why would you give me a potion is there something wrong? Khali starts crying . I don't want him to die. It's her fault. You just want to prove that he wasn't it for 2 weeks so I didn't have to deal with us. Not so fault because it's dying in the imposter from Santa Ana now. I turn around while they're consoling plea and then I right on a piece of paper ace instructions on how to reverse through it the potion. I stand up and I really creepily when I came about to kill one of them or something and drop the paper yeah yeah behind you he's there and he's staying really weird. What do you mean?  Haaaaa what the hell take the paper before he takes it back. Kiki takes it and reads it out loud. It says to reverse the the effect of the potion we've got to take monster parts. Make a potion with them. Give them to person affected but we don't have any monster parts. Yeah yeah says he might have some and his bag. I mean if he has potion like that must have at least one surprise a bit.

They make weird portions with monster parts until it makes something and they also tied up. Scary moosh because they're scared of him.

There we go open wide. I dream whatever they're created and it's so bad. I want to kill myself anymore. I don't want to live. I swear to God then you are con. If we sing this please save me. No actually no. Kill me and me now!

I fake pass out then wake up.

Ugh did the portion work out everything you did and did I enjoy anyone here.

No you're okay. But we take you seriously now. We're sorry we didn't believe you when you said you were in the for 2 weeks.
Yeah, Kiki is sorry. Kiki won't mess around with you. Yeah same here. I'm sorry.

It's fine. Is anyone hungry right now? Because I don't feel like going later to a place

Yeah we're hungry. Right guys.?
Kiki wants to coconut milk
Yeah a little bit of food would be nice!

And then scaramouche gets an infection and dies. The kids die too because I don't know they just do I guess.