the monkeys paw X Goofus Goffus

The Gofficle Start

(the song linked is what the goofus song is based off of credits to Dylan/Michael for the goofus version)

The Monkey's Paw

(Written by Samuel and Dylan)

"Look at goofus look at him hes so odd he wont fit in" Goofus heard as he ran through the hall he then walked into the bathroom sadly and saw a monkeys paw ob the ground he wished "I wish for no bullying" he said and he took the monkeys paw in his pocket 'i hope it works' he thought sadly he then groaned out as three bullies followed him screaming the song that had tortured his life the first one was Michael "Macdaddy" Johnson the second was Morgan Monochrome Carr and lastly was Wallace bryton toenail trimmings Goofus started sobbing and ran to his boyfriend Trombone Jankins trombone looked back at the bullies and started laughing with them Goofus gasped dramatically "WHYARE YOU GIGGLING" Trombone shrugged he then yelled at the bullies "NOTHINGS FUNNY" and Michael shot back "Giggleton thinks I'm funny" Goofus sobbed at the words of his bestfriends name "YOU LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS" as he yelled Giggleton made his way to Michael "Omg my bestfriend and my favorite are getting along I like your spide man hat Mikey" Gigglton said Michael giggled at this "Thanks colorblind baddie" Giggleton giggled back and looked at goofus who said "YOU DONT DESERVE GIGGLTETON" Giggleton rolled his eyes "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS GOOFUS STOP BEING JEALOUS" Goofus sobbed into Trombones arms who dropped him on the floor Morgan laughed "BEAT IT GOOFUS" he yelled Goofus sniffed and ran to his next class which was PE

 "I can't believe them" Goofus said as he sat on a bench not even his PE coach thought he was good enough soon enough a some what tall guy with a shaved blonde head sat by him "oh hey Goofus I'm Eminem" Goofus looked at him "how do you know my name.." "the Kevins.. Those filthy juggalos are pretty bad and that song is horrible but I'm also friends with Trombone.." Goofus sighed and slumped on the bench Eminemen then got up and Goofus watched him run off he took out the monkeys paw "this isint working and Trombone is toxic I wish for a good Boyfriend" Goofus said to the monkeys paw after he said that the bell rang he put it back in his pocket and walked out he saw Trombone giggling with the Kevins he sigehd putting his bag on sadly today was horrible for Goofus but he had one last period left and one last wish... he then saw Eminem walk up to Trombone and hug him suspiciously Goofus gasped "NONONONO" he screamed sobbing the kevins and the other two looked over Wallace scoffed Eminem looked at him "whats wrong Goofus Goofy Goffus?" he laughed joined in by the others Goofus wiped his tears and took out the monkeys paw looking at it sadly 'this has been making everything horrible...you know what' goofus thought and he ran off he ran to the bathroom where everything started and threw the monkeys paw away "i hope the kevins find it!" he scoffed and turned to the mirror "time for a makeover." he said dramatically