Goofus walked out of the bathroom hand on hhis hip in his new look he smirked as he walked down the halls Trombone and Eminem gasped as they saw him the kevins looked over wide eyed once they saw him Goofus laughed "Ya'll already know who I am my names Goofus!" The Kevins then began giggling "LOOK AT HIM HAHAH" Michael said Morgan tried to stifle his laugh "NO WAY" Wallace laughed with them "HOW IS HE REAL??" Trombone and Eminem were dying of laughter which made Goofus have tears in his eyes "B-BUT" he stuttered out "LOOK AT GOOFUS LOOK AT GIM HES SO ODD HE WONT FIT IN LOOK AT GOOFUS WHOD PICK HIM GOOFUS GOOFY GOFFUS!!" They all yelled collectively at poor Goofus who sobbed slumping to the floor "ALL THE STUDENTS IN THIS SCHOOL ARE NICE AND STRAIGHT WE ALL MATCH BUT NOT GOOFUS LOOK AT HIM!!" Goofus had had enough he dramatically got up and screamed "KEVINS!!!" As he held his hand in front of him like Eleven from stranger things the kevins all looked at him and at eachother and began dying of laughter Giggleton then walked down the hall gasping at the scene he saw "GOOFUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING" he yelled out Goofus turned and wiped his eyes "NO THEY WERE BULLY" Giggleton shook his head "I DONT WANNA HEAR IT GOOFUS GET OUT OF HERE." Goofus sniffed and sighed aggressively
"NO I'M STANDING UP FOR MYSELF!" he said confidently his tears dried and the hall was silent "THIS IS MY FIGHT SONGGGGG TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONGGGG" as he began his singing everyone stared at him in awe. Giggleton sobbed into Michaels hair from ebarassment "PROVE IM ALRIGHT SONGGGGGGGGGG" he continued Morgan looked at Michael and Wallace angrily and whispered something in their ears and then they left the school building Goofus laughed feeling confident about what he had done the others still in awe of him but then the bell rang it was now time to leave Trombone and Eminem walked in silence Gigglteon saw Goofus walk out but followed shortly behind him without saying anything Goofus walked out confidently until he stopped in his tracks to see Morgan and Michael running with Goofus bike Wallace was standing by the bike lock things and smirked at Goofus "BEAT IT GOOFUS" he yelled before running after Michael and Morgan who were giggling as they took his bike down the side walk Goofus gritted his teeth and ran after them angrily
Morgan Michael and Wallace ran but Goofus caught them Morgan Michael and Wallace scoffed reluctantly throwing his bike to the ground infront of him Eminem ran to them "let me help you Goofus I hate juggalos!!" soon the students walking out gathered around them as Michael and Morgan stepped up and Eminem did the same Morgan and Michael quickly put on there face paint and then Eminem started singing "Big Weenie" and then Morgan and Michael sung the better song "What Is A Juggalo" Goofus hid behind Emienem and said "stop it this isint you!!" he yelled Trombone sashayed to them and broke them apart the other students stopped their cheering and looked at Trombone who took a deep breath and started to sing "did i mention" to Eminem Goofus gasped cause that was their was their song everyone was giggling at Goofus who needed to shoot back he gritted his teeth and threw Trombone to the ground "my turn" he said dramatically as he begun his solo "This Is Me" everyone gasped and then giggled and began murmuring and then people started to clear Michael and Morgan looked at eachother "wow Goofus Goofy Goffus ruined our singing battle again" they rolled their eyes and walked with Wallace home Goofus was shocked and started sobbing but Emienem and Trombone stayed Trombone sighed giving Goofus a small bag of red busters Goofus smiled taking them"I love red busters" he giggled sadly and ate one "wait...this is dark chocolate buster!!!" he yelled coughing out and spitting it out "GOOFUS" Eminem yelled out they carried him home with his bike after he was done spitting out the buster
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the monkeys paw X Goofus Goffus
Historical Fictionso this is abt goofus goffus the most tragic boy in town (this is for school but basically goofus is a name for this homophobic kid in our class and we got to write an essay abt the monkeys paw but in our own way so enjoy lmfao if ur intrested in th...