You
Ay, Minnie, did you grab
the bananas like I asked?
I don't want another
barbeque incident
No matter how funny Uncle
Liam setting his pants on fire
wasUnknown
But it was tho
The face he made was top
tierYou
The hospital bill wasn'tUnknown
Fair enough
Why do we need bananas
again?You
Cuz Uncle Liam's asking for
themUnknown
Ah
You should probably text
Minnie thenYou
WAIT
I'm so so sorry
I thought this was MinnieUnknown
Yeah don't worry about itYou
WelpUnknown
Hm??You
You see the IronMan movies?Unknown
I have, I haveYou
Alright
Then imma need your
opinion on this debateUnknown
Alright, I'm readyYou
Is Tony Stark dad or daddy
material?Unknown
Uhhhhhmmm
Uhhh hold on idkYou
Welp form an opinionUnknown
Can't you ask actual
MinnieYou
That's who this debate is
with in the first placeUnknown
Ohhh I see your problemYou
Good, good
Now you're answerUnknown
Uh Daddy?You
... alright
Okay how about this
I have very few friends
You're a person I'm talking to
We each ask the other a
question and depending upon
their answer, we either become
friends or notUnknown
That would be interesting
Let's do itYou
Thoughts on Stucky?Unknown
Absolute 100% one
of the best Marvel ships
It's a shame it's not canonYou
YESSSSS
SUCK IT MINNIEUnknown
You really got to sort
out these problems with
Minnie, jeez
Alright my question
What color's your underwear?You
UHMMM
CHILE-
I LITERALLY JUST MET YOU
NOPE NUH UH
NOT NOW
NOT EVERUnknown
Calm down, I was joking
Dog or cat person?You
They both have their ups and
downs
Dogs are more social but cats
know what they wantUnknown
Hmm. Dogs are better
but I'll accept your
answerYou
Wow jeez
So we're friends now, PardnerUnknown
Yep, we areYou
Give me a name to put as your
contactUnknown
Uhhhhhhhh
EvanYou
I didn't mean you're real nameUnknown
That wasn't my real nameYou
Oh okie then
Put me down asUnknown
Minnie Fanatic and Stuck
shipper?You
Uh no
Call me ✨White✨Unknown
Why White?You
I wanna be mysteriousUnknown
Fair
You got Twitter?You
Hell no
I'm scared of that hellscapeUnknown
Mmm smart~~~Twitter~~~
Chris Evans @chrisevans
Is Tony Stark dad or daddy material?
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|RDJ @robertdowneyjr
Why can't he be both?Tom Holland @tomholland1996
Nope just nopUser1 @username1
Wtf Chris??User2 @username2
Daddy for sure
But like, what brought this on?
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