You
Why did I just get a Pinterest ad
for this?Evan
Is that crotchless
Batman underwear?You
Yes, yes it isEvan
Ngl
Those are kinda smexyYou
.....
Ayo sirEvan
Dunno why you're offended
at the truthYou
Uhhh
First of all ew
Second of all noEvan
You just have no tasteYou
‼️️⚠️ALERT!!! the following message
is to be read in a stereotypical
Canadian accent ⚠️‼️
I'm sorry?Evan
Uhhhhh
Why did I get an alert
for Canadian-ness?You
Oh hell yeah
It works
That's excitingEvan
Whats exciting?You
The software I installed worksEvan
What software?You
‼️⚠️ALERT!!! the following message
is to be read in a stereotypical
Canadian accent ⚠️‼️
Oh it's just this thing where
everytime I text someone the
words "I'm sorry" that alert will
pop upEvan
That's cool
And can I ask where you
found this software?You
Evan
What the actual duck is
up with your Pinterest??
OOOH
THAT'S REALLY EXCITING
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME A
PHONE'S EVER AUTOCORRECTED
FUCK TO DUCK FOR MEYou
Is that not just normal Pinterest??
AND HELL TO THE FECK YEAH
🎉🎉🎉
Evan
No that is not normal Pinterest
Normal Pinterest is like room
decor and recipes and Tumblr
screenshots and whatever the
hell else is generally significantly
more important to middle aged
white women than the general
population
WOOO!!! PARTY
🎉🎉🎉🎉🦆🦆🦆🦆🍆🍆🍆🍆You
What do you think the target
demographic for Pinterest is?
Cuz I really don't think it's middle
aged white women
That's more Candy Crush's thing
YAY PARTY
THAT'S REALLY GOOD USE OF
EMOJIS
🦆🦆🎉🍆🍆🎉🦆🎉🍆🦆Evan
Ah true
But like I barely ever use
Well that's a lie
I go in phases where I use it
obsessively use it for like a
week straight and then don't
touch it again for 3 months and
so on and so forthYou
Literally meEvan
That's sadYou
‼️⚠️ALERT!!! the following message
is to be read in a stereotypical
Canadian accent ⚠️‼️
I'm sorry?
I literally just agreed with youEvan
Oh
I'm not saying I'm not sad
I'm just saying that habit isYou
Jesus Christ
Leave your depression out of thisEvan
I will not thank you very muchYou
🖕🖕🖕Evan
Uh huh
Love you too darling~~~~i ran out of ideas~~~~
Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
WOOO!! PARTY!!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆~~~~~~~~
A/N
God I hate doing these. Oh well. I'm back in the right country so here's a new chapter.
Also it's my birthday so kindly frick all of you
YOU ARE READING
Carnations (Wrong Number)
FanfictionOne fateful (and kinda cliche) day, Y/N manages to mess up her friend's phone number. And well, I think you can imagine what happens next.