Beary: Glad that surgery is over, and everyone is home.
Me: Good afternoon, doctor.
Beary: Clowny, the office is closed. You can't be here. You also hate it here.
Me: I'm not here for me. I'm here for you. *kicks him into the surgery room*
Beary: PUT THE NEEDLE DOWN, YOU AREN'T QUALIFIED-
Me: Shh. I'm a professional idiot.
(2 hours later)
Me: Introducing!! Beary's Redesign!!
Me: Not that much different, but I love it!!
Beary: I'm calling your mother.