Me: Where...am I...
(Distant singing)
Me: Hello!? Hello help me!
Me: But...I heard...
...
???: My apologizes, I was trying to lure a man in.
Me: CanyouhelpmeImlostandigotkidnappedprobablybyaneviltwinorsomeshitimscaredhelp
???: Even though I barely heard everything, sure I'll help you!
???: But, why is your face bleeding?
Me: I got hit over the head in my house, please help.
???: Of course! We can get to my home and get you all healed up! Im sure Pearl and the others won't mind! My name is Shel!
(1 hour later of swimming)
Me: WEEEEEE