[If it was Larry's birthday. Junior would get him a card made by himself and a present which contains a toy femur breaker with an actual human in the size of a toy. Larry would play with it all day. Pushing the button which crushes the femur bone.. The human would scream and begs for death... But this present was special... His femur bone would be fixed and he would have to suffer it all over again.. Larry would laugh recklessly while still hearing that familiar scream... In the end he would give junior a pat on the head as a thank you.]
[If it was Bobby's birthday. Pinwheel would give him the greatest gift of all. A book of their adventures and memories together.]
[If it was my birthday. No one would give a fuck.]
Scp 096: "W.. Why do you g-gotta say it like t-that.... I'm just s-shy okay!"
Dr Bright: "WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE A FUCKING FEMALE BEFORE YOU INTRODUCED YOURSELF!"
Dr Kondraki: "THE BUTTERFLY SHALL LIVE!"
Scp 079: "I was only giving you a firm warning to stay away from me. Jeez!"
Scp 999: "I didn't do nothing wrong.. Its in my nature to be this way!"
Scp 106: "WHY IS THAT PIECE OF SHIT STILL ALIVE?!"
016: "Not bad bro... Not bad at all."
Vernon: "DANM... That's a lot of info's about you man..."
Dr Clef: "Welp... We're gonna die."
Watson: "Guess I gotta carve my own gravestone."
Dr Bright: "Psss... Wimps... I can take them all on with my chainsaw gun!"
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Ask Or Dare the Scps and C.E.I [COMPLETED]
FanfictionThis is a AU and a crossover between anomalies. This won't affect the scp universe or anything in total. Instead it would be a group of weirdos being ask or dares that they would do or respond. And to those who read my stories. You would understand...