Ranpoe Oneshots

Off-Brand Donut Fic - Smut lmao

(This is a very much satire fanfic to start off with, if you have any friends, lowkey I would recommend blind reading this with them. I inspired this off of the classic powdered sugar donut fanfic on AO3. So please enjoy lol.) 

Edgar And Ranpo were walking together through a mall. Suddenly Ranpo grabbed Edgar's hand and dragged him over to Spencer's. Edgar looked at the shop nervously.

"But this store is... inappropriate... It makes me nervous." Poe stated to Ranpo quietly.

"You'll be fine!" Ranpo said cheerfully. He quickly walked to the back of the store. Ranpo looked at things and giggled like a child, Poe just closely followed behind. Then something caught his eye, it was a big, dick lollipop. When he saw it, it made him think of Ranpo, well for many reasons, but mainly because he loved sweets.

"You should get this." Poe exclaimed to Ranpo, pointing to it.

"Oh." Ranpo said as he looked at it, he then smirked and grabbed it. "It better taste good." They walked up to the cash register and bought it before walking out of the store.

Ranpo started to unwrap it before sticking the tip of the lollipop in his mouth. He then took it out of his mouth to think about the taste before shrugging and putting it in his mouth again, but this time he put it farther and farther into his mouth. Soon he reached the bottom, if you can tell by now, he doesn't have a gag reflex and enjoys putting things in his mouth. He took it out again. Poe looked around embarrassed about how confident he was to do that in public, I mean he could barely walk without being nervous people would judge him.

He then looked back at Ranpo who was licking it bottom to top. He felt weak in the knees and had a strong sensation in his stomach. He grabbed Ranpo's hand and quickly started pulling him to the bathroom. Ranpo dragged behind, holding the indecent lollipop. The bathroom was empty, thank God, and Poe dragged him into one of the stalls and locked the door. He then pulled Ranpo into a kiss, it lasted a few seconds before they pulled away.

"I need you to suck my pp." Poe Stated Quietly. Ranpo stared then smiled.

"Your dick better taste better than the lollipop or else I'm outta here. Ranpo stated before pushing him onto the toilet and handed him the lollipop.

"Hold this while I do my business." Ranpo commanded. Poe didn't say anything he just compiled and looked at the cute man. Ranpo unbuttoned Edgar's pants and pulled out Edgar's dick. He flushed red at the touch of Ranpo's hand. He watched as Ranpo moved his hair out of the way and leaned forward. He started little with just Edgar's tip in his mouth, using his tongue he lightly licked his shaft. Edgar made quiet pleasurable noises. He took his free hand and put it on top of his head. He then pushed him down slightly, telling him to go deeper. So he did, he put his whole length down his throat, no gag, he just continued to lick his shaft. He started to lift his head up and down to get every part of Edgar's length. Edgar Grabbed Ranpo's hair desperately as he threw his head back. He was going to cum. A load was then shot down his throat, he swallowed and continued. Edgar patted his head trying to tell him he was done. Ranpo lifted himself from his dick, strings of cum and saliva connected them.

"Aren't you gonna pay me back?" Ranpo said before kissing Poe and pulling back.

"How about you stick that lollipop up my ass?" Ranpo whispered into his ear.

"What?!?!" Poe said, shocked at the idea. He looked at the lollipop and went for it. He tucked himself back in its place and switched places with Ranpo. Ranpo, however, got in a different position, he put his hands on the wall and pointed his ass towards Poe. Edgar slipped Ranpo's pants down and hesitated before sticking it into him. He then started to slowly pull it in and out progressively picking up the pace. Ranpo did a good job making no noise, but he had to focus on not buckling his knees. He bit his lip as his breath got faster. His hands closed, trying to grab onto something. As Edgar only continued to get faster, he couldn't hold it, Ranpo let out a quiet moan. Edgar blushed at the sound, he wanted to hear him do it again. So he went faster. Ranpo let out a whimper.

"Please~ Edgar~" Ranpo quietly let out. His knees started to give out and he started to fall down slightly. Poe noticed and pulled him closer, putting his hand on his stomach to hold him up. Ranpo took one of his hands off the wall and put it on Edgar's arm, grasping and scratching at it. Edgar slowed down and Ranpo's climax started to fall. After a few seconds he pulled the lollipop out of Ranpo, looked at it in disgust and threw it away in the stall's trash. Ranpo shakily pulled up his pants before looking at Edgar.

"Maybe I still wanted that. " Ranpo said jokingly as he wrapped his arms around his neck and gave him a nice loving kiss.

"Alright, let's go home, I'm horribly sticky and need a shower. Remind me to never buy those again." Ranpo exclaimed to Edgar he pulled away.

"Ok, I will." Edgar said lovingly with a smile. They then walked out, holding hands, and went home.