Ranpoe Oneshots

But Baby its Cold Outside - Smut

It was a cold afternoon as a crisp wind blew around powdery white snow. Inside Ranpo and Edgar stood, watching through the window.

"Oh dear, it's really snowing outside, I don't think you will be able to even see a foot in front of you. I don't think it would be very safe for you to leave, my love." Edgar stated to Ranpo as he turned his head away from the window.

"That's ok! That means I can spend time with you! Come on, let's go find something to do!" Ranpo said optimistically. He grabbed Edgar's hand as he dragged him into the kitchen.

"We should make cookies!" Ranpo announced enthusiastically. Edgar looked at him and smiled at his beloved.

"I would love to make cookies with you, let me check to see if we have all the things." Edgar voiced as he pulled out his phone, in search of a cookie recipe. After finding one, he checked his cupboards for the ingredients needed. Ranpo joyfully watched, thinking about the cookies he would be eating in the future. He laid all of the ingredients, a bowl and a big spoon. He followed along putting in the ingredients.

"Oo, I wanna crack the eggs! Can I? Can I?" Ranpo asked childishly.

"Absolutely, go ahead." Edgar smiled as he passed him the egg to crack into the bowl. They then continued along with the cookie making. Ranpo, however, did not help much after that, he just watched and stole most of the cookie dough while he waited.

"Ranpo, I love you, but you need to stop eating it all, or else there will be no cookies to bake!" Edgar nicely scolded him.

"But it's so good!" Ranpo whined.

"I'm glad it's good but this is your last bite, I'm putting it in the oven now." Edgar stated as he put cookie dough into Ranpo's mouth. He put it in the oven and set a time for 12 minutes.

"Alright, what would you like to do while we wait?" Edgar questioned Ranpo as he washed his hands.

"Oh, you know what I would like? If you played the piano for me." Ranpo stated, giving him a big smile. Edgar let out a small laugh.

"If that's what you want, poppet." Edgar responded as he dried his hands and started to walk to the piano room. He opened the door to the room, in the middle laid a big piano, windows with blood red curtains covering them, and a small couch sat in the corner of the room. Ranpo enjoyed listening to his music as he sat on the couch in the corner. Edgar sat down on the bench of the glossy black piano.

"What would you like me to play for you, darling?" Edgar quizzed the now comfortable Ranpo who cuddled onto the couch.

"Anything you want really." Ranpo stated vaguely. Edgar nodded and turned to the piano and laid his hands upon the keys. He started to play a melancholy song; the sad, slow tune stayed for a little before it slowly graduated to a passionate, confident song. His song ended suddenly before he started to play the next one. He then started to play Beethoven. The classical songs put a smile on Ranpo's face. He slowly stood up and took a few steps to reach Edgar. He wrapped his arms around the taller male's neck and gave him a sweet kiss on his cheek.

"Thank you, Edgar," Ranpo spoke before cuddling into his neck, "I love you." Edgar flushed at his words.

"I love you too, darling." Edgar stated back to him, he lifted his hand off of the piano and placed it onto the shorter male's head. Karl, who was cuddled into a blanket on the couch, suddenly popped up onto the bench next to Edgar, nudging his other hand. Edgar lifted his hand and placed it onto Karl's little head.

"Yes, I love you too, Karl." The tall male stated as he felt a wave of joy cross into him like a tsunami. Ranpo giggled lightly before giving him another kiss on the cheek. He got up and took a step back. Edgar then got off of the bench and went around to Ranpo. He towered over Ranpo as he stood up. He placed his hand lightly on the smaller one's waist before giving him a light kiss on the lips. As they parted, they smiled and made eye contact.