Jar Of Hearts

chapter 17

Last time on Total Drama Island...

The Bass and Gopher teams were disbanded into a Battle of the Sexes challenge that put their taste buds to the puke test. With bovine testicles, live bug insect pizza, and liquid roach juice on the menu, not only was this the single biggest retch fest this host has ever seen, but Owen's obscene consumption habits finally paid off and scored a big win for his comrades.

While the guys set sail aboard a weekend retreat on the S.S. Lap o' Luxury, the girls set down territorial tape, forcing newcomer Bridgette to choose sides.

Now that Heather's drawn the line, will Leshawna cross the line?

Can Bridgette mend the line before Gwen shreds the line?

Can Asteria decide between the lines?

And can Lindsay recognize any line that's not a tan line?

For the answers to all these cliffhangers and more, stay tuned to the most exciting episode yet on

Total. Drama. Island!

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Asteria sat between Leshawna and Heather, reading a book. Her eyebrow twitched, the tension was thick. It was getting harder and harder for her to read her book.

She looked up and glanced between her. Leshwna and Heather and Lindsay glared at each other. She looked up at Gwen and Bridgette, and they glared at each other then at the three girls beside her.

A fly flew around her then at Heather landing on her nose. She was about to smack it, but Lindsay beat her to it and smacked her with her rolled-up magazine. "Uggh!"

"Pft," Asteria quickly covered her face with her book.

Heather stood up straight and glared down at an apologetic Lindsay, "Lindsay, you are a total–"

Suddenly a horn honked, and Heather covered her mouth in surprise. In the distance in came a boat with all the boys at the edge dancing to loud music. The boat stopped at the dock and the boy came down the ramp.

"What a weekend! Wowwee!" Duncan exclaimed.

"Oh, sweet mother of mirth! You can't buy that kind of fun!" Owen shouted in joy.

Duncan looked at Geoff and pointed at Owen, "I think Owen and DJ took a real shine to those lovely ladies who served us hand and foot."

"Hello! The spa treatments? My alligator elbows, totally gone!" DJ lifted his elbow showing them off.

Owen gasped, and touched his elbows, "Ooh. Like velvet."

Gwen and Bridgette were glaring daggers at the boys.

---------Confessional on----------

Leshawna: "Psh. Those should have been my alligator elbow getting the hand and foot treatment

---------Confessional off----------

Owen walked up to the girls with a tray in hand, "Anyone care for a chocolate-coated cherry blossom?"

Asteria was about to take one but Leshawna took off her slipper and skillfully hit the tray, knocking it out of Owen's hands and into the ocean.

"Nooo," Owen cries in disbelief.

Geoff smiled and consulted Owen, "It's okay, dude. The ladies are just a little jealous."

"Yeah, who can blame 'em?," Duncan shrugged his shoulders. "They can barely stand each other, and meanwhile, us guys are tighter than family! Guys rule!"