A: Welcome to Channel 8. I am Adam, here to inform you of yet another incident involving another child. But this time it had went out more differently. What do you have for us Ron? - -
R: "Hey this is Ron. I am in front of the Rodriguez's household this morning, here with Ms. Rodriguez. What happened here, "Sehnoridaa?" They have pronounced "Señorita" in the most hope crushing, faith deteriorating American way imaginable...
###: "Mi hijo murió por la televisión."
R: "Hey do we have a translator? Where are they, I cannot understand a single syllable they are speaking at all. God fucking damn it Dawn, I swear you give the new employees too many chances..."
A "translator" would arrive and rush their way into the scene beside Ron.
T: "I believe they are saying they wanna watch TV along with eating a whole bunch of tacos and burritos, she is definitely a TRUE MEXICAN." Laughing to themselves, they'd end their so called "translation" and head back to their car. Leaving a skid mark as they made their escape, fucking dick.
R: Well, I suppose our time has been wasted. But we'll still have the officials take it from here instead if that retarded punk of a youngin took advantage of us for an equally retarded joke ITSELF. My name is Ron, and thank you for joining us today. We will continue from where we left off from our latest episode of "Judge Rudy"!
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