I'm at the deli while ddot's at the studio. I getting Hot-frys, Takis, and some Cheetos. I went up to the cashier and payed for my stuff.
My phone started ringing and it was my best friend Bonqueequee.(don't judge my name choice hoe🖕🏾)
Bonqueequee: underlined Leah: bold "Heyyy girl," "Hii bon." "Wanna go to a party at like 11?" "I can't drink or even get high ma heart" "Why not?" "Bon we've been over this Im pregnant remember?" "Yeah I forgot that well can I come over?" "Yeah of course you can!" "Bet I'll be there in five minutes" "Girl you live across from me it don't take five minutes it takes like two!" "But-nvm"
——————————————————————- Time skip —————————————————————— "Girl you know our favorite song?" "FREAK HOE!!" I turned on the tv and turned the song on. I started throwing ass when the beat dropped. I knew ddot would be coming home in like 3-4 hours so we had time. "Ayyy ayyy!" Bon was hyping me up like always.
"Girl start twerking stop standing there!" And she started twerking like a hoe.
"Arch your back put your hands on your knees hoe!" I sang with the song.
"Bounce that ass, Bounce that ass!" Bonqueequee said. While we were dancing like ice spice ddot had come home with dd.
"Damn ma" ddot and dd said in unison. Me and bon let out a a scream before realizing it was them.
"Y'all scared us" I said with a sigh
"Shit I might put a kid in you"dd said to Bonqueequee. "Well you ain't" Bon said back in a sassy voice. "Y'all is weird bro" I said with a laugh.
Bonqueequee and dd look at me with a really bitch face. "says you" "pookie hop off my dick" ddot and dd had stop us from saying something stupid. ——————————————————————-
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Hi I'm checking in on you did you eat, did you drink water, did you have a good day/night. Bye 😘❤️
