Kevin busted into Joshua's room while he was still sleeping with a megaphone in his hand. He flipped the switch and made autistic noises in his eardrums.
"WHAT THE FUCK KEVIN I COULD'VE LOST MY HEARING."
Josh took a second to realize that it would mean never hearing kevin or damien's retarded voices ever again.
"WAIT NO KEVIN! DO IT AGAIN BUT LOUDER"
"How about no :)"
The luigi femboy pranced out of his room like a ballerina and into the living room to watch TV. Shortly afterwards, The cassandra simp joined him. Damien greeted them both with breakfast. In other words, Leftovers straight out of the garbage can. While being disgusted by the horrendous meal, Josh couldn't help but notice something sus about Kevin's outfit.
He was wearing his normal flea market cosplay although it was covered in... Pink fur..
"Kevin, what's the pink stuff all over yourself?"
"Oh, You know, I had a rough night ;)"
Pastel entered the room with cum all over her fur coat and face. She then proceeded to sleep on Kevin's shoulder. The whole gang sat by the TV to watch propaganda on how Ukraine doesn't deserve it.
Meanwhile, A sound goes off in the distance. That noise of course being Josh's phone and it was vibrating like crazy! He stood up and picked up the phone. He was swarmed by angry messages coming off of cassandra's discord. However, it wasn't cassandra texting him. It was Pico.
He basically told Joshua to back off and that Cassandra was his. Josh tried his best to co-operate despite not giving a fuck. The text messages off of her account then seemed less aggressive and more filled with apology.
"Sorry! That was my boyfriend! He took my phone and read through my messages :c"
"It's alright. Say uh- do you wanna go out? Like on a date or something?"
"Yeah sure I could do that! Meet me at the fantasy fair at 5pm ;)"
Josh couldn't believe it. Cassandra herself accepted his awkward offer! He immediately stormed back into the living room and stood in front of the T.V with the good news! Damien let out a cheer in excitement while Kevin was in shock.
Hours later, the time came. The meetup with Cassandra. He didn't quite know what to wear so he wore a grey shirt with black pants completed with a purple beanie hat.
Josh ran to the amusement park and saw Cassandra in a glossy fancy laced-up dress, Now he was regretting not wearing something fancy. Cass took a look at his outfit and quickly grabbed his hand and ran to a tailor store nearby and got josh done up. She paid the man and they swiftly left to the fair.
"What would you like to go on first?" Cassandra asked Josh.
"How about the ferris wheel" Josh squealed
The two waited in line.. for a short time because everyone was more interested in the other rides. As they sat down in the gondola and rode it to the top, Josh pulled Cassandra to his lap and got a sexy glimpse of her before she buried herself in his chest. He eventually pulled her up and wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her. The pleasant feeling was overwhelming as she returned the kiss back. This kiss turned into a making out session on the Ferris wheel until they were forced to get out.
"That was.. Fun. We should try that again sometime."
"Yeah it was.. Same time next week?"
"I'd love that~"
Even though the date was short, that one session tied the bow on this erotic present. Joshua ran back home and busted into the house. To his surprise, Everyone was asleep so he quietly escorted himself to his bedroom. He plumped himself onto his bed and pulled the covered over his shoulders. Another sexy day finished ;)
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Fanfictionsexy sex sex PLEASE NOTE: Everyone in this story is a real life person. I created this book to purposely bully some kid that was obsessed with chara. Now, It's become a little bit more than that. Of course, There's slurs, sex n' edgy jokes. That's...
