Finally the trio arrives at the store
Kevin had the decency to show a little remorse for Damien by buying flowers. Pastel helped him out by finding balloons and a "Get Well Soon" card.
However, Josh bought something so huge so big and so funi, that it was already sealed in a box, Waiting to be purchased. He didn't show kevin nor pastel what was inside cause that would ruin funi surprise.
The trio head up to the cash register and paid hard-earned cash for an injured monkey rotting in a zoo.
Now it was time to venture off to the hospital. Hopefully, Damien hasn't been diagnosed with severe depression yet.
When they finally arrived, all of them barged through the doors and checked every room for Damien.
They finally found him hooked up with so many wires that it almost took up the entire space. Was this really necessary???
Kevin and pastel greeted Damien and showed him all of their gifts. He was really happy at the delight of not being alone.
Suddenly, Joshua unwraps his present and it turns out to be a GLOCK 17!!!!!
He points it at Damien's forehead and tells everyone else to back off. Damien questioned why Josh would do such a thing and he replied with "Go to Hell you homosexual"
The trigger was pulled but no bullets shot out. Guess he forgot to load it LOL.
This was Damien's chance to get him back. Pulling out all of the attachments cords from his body, he freed himself and tackled Joshua and then monkey sex.
It was so gross that even Pastel vomited. Luckily, Kevin saw a barf bag beside the hospital bed and gave it to her.
After what seemed like forever, Damien got off of josh. To be honest, The injured homo seemed perfectly fine so all the gifts were a guilt trip and scam set up by the doctors. Kevin decided that he should sneak Damien out of the hospital cause there's no reason to keep him here any longer.
The escape plan executed. Trio + Damien escaped the haunted hospital of hell and ran back home. Of course bringing gifts along. After the whole chaos, Joshua returned to his bedroom laying on his bed and scrolling through his phone. He knew to take Cassandra at a slow pace but he didn't know where to start.
A loud screaming came from the hallway and that loud noise boomed in front of josh's bedroom door. Damien slams the door wide open and was trying to be annoying (as usual.)
Joshua wasn't looking to happy when he started chanting "CHARA FAPPER" when they broke up a few days ago. He informed Damien about the news and he asked who the new milf was. Josh revealed that it was Cassandra from Pico's school and he was legit screaming in shock.
Like I said last chapter, Getting Cassandra to accept ur friend request on discord is rare. So this is a really big deal. Damien then gave him relationship advice.
"Don't always jump straight to a sexual conclusion. Take it slow and get to know the person, Then you warm up and open your personal door and sex strike when least expects."
Josh took this advice and started asking her for hobbies and interests. He wanted to see how much she has in common with him. The two texted and calling back-to-back for hours. Until it was late and Cassandra went offline. It really felt like a nice chaotic conclusion and knowing that the only thing standing in his way was Pico. He really had to step up his game. For now, Josh went to sleep with his headphones on blasting VS Cassandra OST from FNF. Damien was unironically cuddling beside him on the opposite side of the bed.
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Fanfictionsexy sex sex PLEASE NOTE: Everyone in this story is a real life person. I created this book to purposely bully some kid that was obsessed with chara. Now, It's become a little bit more than that. Of course, There's slurs, sex n' edgy jokes. That's...
