As Joshua entered into the humble abode, He noticed kevin sitting on the couch with a pink mutant sleeping on his shoulder. The chara fapper questioned transgender luigi femboy on who it was.
Turns out it was his girlfriend PastelArtz. And she was a furry.
Josh immediately takes out an anti furry flag out of a nearby closet and waves it in her face.
The pink furry then growls at his face and pounces onto his chest and lets out a roar and I quote..
"LISTEN YOU GOLF-BALL HEADED FAGGOT, I WON'T LET YOUR NEGATIVITY STOP ME. I AM A PROUD GENDERFLUID OMNISEXUAL FURRY AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY PRONOUNS!!"
Lil' josh gives no shits, pushes her aside and sits on the couch.
Pastel groans and proceeds to lean onto kevin's shoulder.
After a bit, joshua gets bored since tv is boring and heads to his room. He gets on the computer, opens an incognito tab and searches chara r34.
While looking through the images, Joshua couldn't help but not find chara attractive anymore. After the weird stuff at her house and the fact that she wasn't his "Type."
He felt really lonely and sad cause he doesn't know any other hot milfs to thirst off of. So he goes onto newgrounds and enters the classic portal.
Joshua stumbled upon a submission called "picos school" where this bitch named cassandra who hates everything decides to shoot up the school. You play as pico and get past the many classrooms and stop her from taking over the world.
Just the way the redhead demon chick looked made joshua want to cum buckets. And so he tried to get in contact with this psycho lady by asking for her discord tag.
This wasn't going to be an easy task since cassandra gets drooled over by other men. Rumors say that getting her discord tag is close to impossible.
Josh was in deep big sad and coped by jacking off to r34 of her.
Kevin walks into the room and interrupts joshua. He announced that damien is in red cross place and they are forced to visit him.
Turns out the horny bastard damien suffered from third degree burns and would have to rest there for 2 weeks until fully healed.
It's not like kevin or josh gave a shit about poor damien almost dying. In fact, they celebrated that week.
Even if they didn't care, The stupid doctors forced them to visit the homosexual known as Damien Fox or he will be sad. So kevin, pastel and josh all head out and go to epik store. On the way, joshua gets a text from the one and only cassandra. He was thrilled to see that redhead finally replied back.
Joshua started flirting with demon chick but she didn't really go along with it and almost blocked him. She kept telling josh that she already has a boyfriend. (being pico)
He didn't know what to do. Chara would normally be all horny but cass was.. weirded out? This was strange to a bisexual kid like him. He should probably take things slow. And that's what happened.
Kevin spooked Josh from behind and asked who he was texting.
"It's none of your business."
"Well it is my business since you are so quiet about it xd"
"for real, you are so annoying."
"At least i'm not texting a fictional character that starts with letter C and ends with hara."
"I'M NOT TEXTING CHARA YOU GREEN TRANSGENDERRRR"
"How about I leave you two lovebirds alone~"
"Dude. I broke up with chara."
"Haha I doubt that liar."
and the whole walk was kevin making fun of josh for being attracted to undertale protagonist.
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Fanfictionsexy sex sex PLEASE NOTE: Everyone in this story is a real life person. I created this book to purposely bully some kid that was obsessed with chara. Now, It's become a little bit more than that. Of course, There's slurs, sex n' edgy jokes. That's...
