Hello everyone! Sorry if I posted this pretty late, I just had a lot of things to do. Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys this chapter!
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[Reader's Key]
Your Name = Y/N
Favorite Food = F/F
Favorite Restaurant = F/R
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You were driving in America's car while going to F/R to go and eat. The day seemed a little gloomy, but you couldn't care less. It was silent so you turned on the radio and listened to you and America's favorite songs. As you yelled and sang the lyrics, your destination was getting closer and closer. The car soon came to a stop, as you both stepped out and went inside F/R.
After getting a seat, you ordered F/F and America ordered the same thing. It was pretty silent between you two, but then America flirted with you, or at least try to.
"Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them."
You actually choked on your water as America continued to "flirt" with you.
"I lost my number, can I have yours?"
You tried to speak, but it was no use because of your laughter.
"OMG- America stop, I'm going to pass out-" Was all you could say between gasps for air and laughter.
Okay, okay, one more." He spoke with a chuckle.
"If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put 'U' and 'I' Together."
As you managed to finally breath, you started to flirt back to him.
"If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night."
At those words, America became flustered and red, to the point it would put Canada's red to shame!
"You remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet." You stated.
"But there's 26 letters!" He spoke.
"Oh, you're right, U, R, A, Q, T." You responded.
America became redder and said,
"That's 5 of them." He said, trying to be cool.
"You can the P later." You stated back.
After you said that, the waiter came with your food and America looked like he was having to reload his brain. You both ate your food in a comfortable silence. Soon after eating, you paid for your guys' food and headed for your car.
When you finally made it home, America had one last pick up line.
"Hey, Y/N?"
"Yeah, America?"
"Can you spell 'me'?"
"M-E?"
"You forgot the D."
"There's no D in me."
"Not yet~"
And with that, he left to get changed upstairs in his room, leaving you flustered.
He had won this flirting battle this time, but next time, you were going to win. You were sure of it.
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I actually had to search up "Bad pickup lines" for this chapter. I couldn't stop laughing for the entire chapter. Also, we made it to 100 reads! Thank you so much for making this happen! I adore every single one of you! Anyway, the next chapter is going to be Arven x Feamale!Reader. Once again, thank you for making this happen!
Word Count: 467
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