(Nagito POV)
It was a normal day at Hope's Peak Academy, I was the ultimate lucky student. My boyfriend, however, Sans, did not have an ultimate. He was in the reserve course. I normally hate reserve course students, coming here when they have no distinct talent, but how I adored Sans. Me and Sans were perfect for each other, and everyone knew. Sans and I were sitting on a bench eating lunch. He had an entire bottle of ketchup and I ate an everything bagel with cream cheese. All was well until this bitch Junko showed up and started ranting about despair.
She always did this,
"Despair this, despair that, DOES SHE EVER SHUT UP?!" I quietly whisper-shouted in my frustration. Sans just laughed, "Eheh ey, why don't cha do something about it if your so sick of her, eh?" He elbowed me in a buddy-buddy way. Sans liked to treat me as a friend even though we were both madly in love with each other, we had our passionate moments but he treats me like this most. I miss when he would hold my hands with his bony fingers intertwined with my flesh-bearing ones, but longing won't do anything. I had to do something about Junko's incessant nonsense now! "Alright, Sans, I have a plan. Are you in on it?" I asked, up for a challenge. "F'course I am, whaddya talkin' about?" He responds and blushes in a skeleton-y way. After all this time we've been dating, I still have no clue how he did that. After Sans and I discussed our plan we went to Kazuichi's shop and he greeted us with
"Hey, Nagito! What are ya here f-"
I cut him off right there
"We need a gun."
"Wha-?"
"A gun. Need it."
"What on earth are you talking about now?!"
"The thing that goes boom boom pow, Kazuichi. I need it."
"I know but why?!"
Sans finally entered the conversation,
"Give my boyfriend a gun or I'll ee-eh eh eh eheheh your pink-haired shark-toothed ass, ya hear me?"
"Yes, sirs." Kaz said, handing me a gun.
Then we went off on our quest to find Junko to stop her pointless bitching once and for all. We both ran through practically every part of Hope's Peak, then we found her. It was all for this moment. "And then I was like- you're fat and ugly, don't call me rude you useless hoe! Ahahahahaha!" She told that story to her minion of a sister, babbling in her stupid accent and laughing like some pompous Victorian queen. "Hey, Junko!" I yelled, ready to end her reign of terror. "What the hell do you want, scum?!"
"I just wanna play a little game of catch..." I said, preparing to pull out my hand rifle.
Junko quickly responded with, "Catch deez nuts in yo mouth."
Then I dropped the act and shot her until all the chambers ran out. Mukuro was horrified. "Die hoe" I said, as my beloved Sansy laughed behind me. Everyone clapped, Junko was finally removed from this world, and I was renowned a hero. Sans then came over to me and embraced my cheek with his bony fingers, then he moved my lips to where his would be if he wasn't a skeleton, then it happened, we kissed. It was so sweet and special, he kissed me while I was within his warm, bony embrace. It was wonderful. I looked him in the eyesockets and smiled. He was blushing in that skeleton way again, but much deeper. "I love you, Nagito." Said Sans, "I love you too, Sansy." I responded.
Then everyone clapped.
"I totes ship them." Said Tsumugi, Ibuki nodding in agreement.
Papyrus busted in the door, "SAAAAAANS WHAT THE FUCK?!?!???? GO PICK UP YOUR SOCK!!!!"
"Yeah, yeah, I'll do it later, Paps."
Part 2?
