━ 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗠𝗘 ; k. scaramouche

𝘀𝗶𝘅

six
third person

AS SCARAMOUCHE STOOD talking to his friend ajax, an angry figure marched towards him. "scaramouche!" y/n yelled, face flustered. "hm?" scaramouche turned his head towards the girl who was frowning.

"why the hell would you post me sleeping on your shoulder!?" the girl bit her bottom lip, shoving her phone into scaramouche's face. "oh? my finger must have slipped?" scaramouche laughed.

"i let myself be vulnerable around you once and you fuck it up." y/n turned her head away from scaramouche "woah- it's not that serious." scaramouche answered, shocked from her response. "to you it isnt, but you didnt even stop to think of my feelings." y/n responded.

"i finished your work for you, wheres my thank you for that?" scaramouche shot back. "shove it up your ass," y/n hissed at him, "i'm so fucking done with you, get it through your brain that i hate you, and leave me the hell alone." y/n shot up her middle finger, walking away.

"ouch." ajax commented. "hey ajax?" scaramouche's eye
twitched at him, "uhhmm.. yeah?" ajax awkwardly laughed.

scaramouche punched him in the gut, "needed to get my frustrations out, you were my test subject." scaramouche laughed as ajax sprawled out on the floor, crying. "ow- ow! my stomach, i'm gonna have internal bleeding!"

scaramouche took a breathy sigh before grabbing ajax's arm, dragging him as he laid on the ground still hurting. "we're supposed to be friends!" ajax cried, "i'm not your personal punching bag!"

"she's funny if she thinks i'm gonna leave her alone." scaramouche snickered. "i think you should.." ajax replied, getting off of the ground so scaramouche didn't have to drag him anymore, "you were a douche in middle school, and she obviously remembers what you did"

"tch." scaramouche rolled his eyes, "middle school doesn't mean shit, everybody was stupid." he replied. "i mean, you knew she liked you but you rejected her in front of everybody after making out with her." ajax rubbed the back of his neck.

"huh? when did i do that?" scaramouche asks. "that's.. not funny." ajax informs him, "i'm being genuine, jackass." scaramouche argues back. "in 7th." ajax tells scaramouche who's eyes widen.

"huh? that was her?" scaramouche asks, genuinely shocked. ajax nods, "you didn't know?" scaramouche shakes his head, "no."

"i think you should leave her alone." ajax pats his friends shoulder, scaramouche nods, "yeah, i guess."

"what even got you interested in her then?" ajax asks scaramouche as they start walking, "i thought it was because of that to be honest with you." he nervously laughs. "i asked for answers to the homework one time last year since we were seated next to each other and she blew up on me." scaramouche answers.

"it all makes sense now." ajax laughs proudly, "i solved the mystery!" scaramouche groans, "it was funny to me how rude she was to someone she supposedly just met, so i kept bothering her."

"and that's what started your rivalry!" ajax comes to a conclusion, "she thought you were just trying to mess with her again, and you thought she was just an asshole who was fun to mess with."

"i guess," scaramouche shrugs. "gosh darn golly, i am smart!" ajax smiles. "did you just say "gosh darn golly".. ?"

"but my question is.. if she thought you were just back to your old tricks, why would she go to our house with you? or even go anywhere with you?" ajax thinks out loud.

"i don't know," scaramouche shrugs.

ajax's eyes widen, ".. what?" scaramouche asks, as ajax clears his throat, "uhm.. nothing." he replies, obviously keeping something a secret from him.

"what." scaramouche demands an answer from him, ".. seriously, nothing!" ajax laughs nervously. "i will unravel all your organs." scaramouche threatens ajax.

"i gotta go, okay..?" ajax runs away, "what the fuck ajax!?" scaramouche yells, chasing after him.