333. ━ "𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗲 such a weirdo,
and you're honestly really annoying."
𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 a boy tries to get a
girl to admit she likes him while
the same girl tries numerous
ways to get rid of him
highschool au
fem!reader
"HAYPASIA, RIGHT?" I ASK THE GREEN haired girl in front of me. "huh?" her eyes widen as she points to herself, "me..?"
"yep!" i smile, getting closer to her, "do you know a scaramouche?" i ask, in which her face turns to a bright crimson red, ".. oh! yes.. i do." she bites her bottom lip to hide the smile obviously covering her face.
i raise an eyebrow, "you have a crush on him, correct?" her eyes widen slightly, "hah.. of course not!" she shakes her head, as to which i frown. "you can tell me, words been spreading, he's a good friend of mine and i would love to see him in a happy relationship."
"really?" she asks, and i nod. "i can plan you guys a date if you'd like." i smile and she smiles, nodding her head. "please do! im in your debt." she smiles, "what's your number?" i ask.
i hand her my phone and she puts her number into it, handing it back to me afterwards. "i'll text ya' later with the details, okay?" i smile at her, walking off.
as i walk, i take out my phone, calling rosaria.
Y/N "all clear."
ROSARIA "this isn't some secret spy shit stop acting like you're a spy."
Y/N "don't ruin my fun."
ROSARIA "i take it that she agreed?"
Y/N "you betcha, now onto the next step."
ROSARIA "you're seriously doing all of this just to get that purple guy off your ass?"
Y/N "you would too if you had to deal with what i deal with."
ROSARIA "maybe. probably."
Y/N "i'll let you know how it goes"
ROSARIA "i'll be in the bathrooms no way in hell am i going to calc"
Y/N "i'll be in study hall in the aud"
ROSARIA "the aud?"
Y/N "there's a lab going on in the regular classroom"
ROSARIA "just let me know."
Y/N "don't get caught"
ROSARIA "as if."
.. bzzt.
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ULOVEYN scaramouche
KUNIKUZUSHI darling i haven't even been gone for a full 12 hours yet i know it's terrible
ULOVEYN it is let's go on a date this weekend
KUNIKUZUSHI a date? i'd rather die 💀💀
ULOVEYN kay i'll go w/ kaeya then
KUNIKUZUSHI is this you trying to admit you've caught feelings for me?
ULOVEYN yh
KUNIKUZUSHI fine then where to
ULOVEYN i wanna go to that one greek place across the street from school
KUNIKUZUSHI meet you there at 8 on saturday ❤️ by y/n
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ULOVEYN dinners at 8 at the greek place across from school saturday
HAYPASIA.XX i owe you omg 🥺🤭🫣
ULOVEYN it's all good glad to be of service
HAYPASIA.XX i'll let u know how it goes 🤭😊😊😊☺️😘😘
ULOVEYN great ttyl bye
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ULOVEYN i'm gonna kms she texts like she's 11
YOUREMYBITCH 💀💀 foul
ULOVEYN mission success though as expected bcz i'm that good
YOUREMYBITCH congrats 🍾 i'm drinking a straight shot of vodka in the stalls
ULOVEYN WTF the second u come out they're gonna smell it on u
YOUREMYBITCH perfume does wonders
ULOVEYN not if they do a breath test
YOUREMYBITCH ever heard of a toothbrush and toothpaste
ULOVEYN it's way too goddamn early for this
YOUREMYBITCH it's 1pm what kind of fucked up schedule are you on
ULOVEYN cocaine
YOUREMYBITCH that is not what i said at all you do you tho
