Jonas was a tad bit nervous as he stumbled through the halls of The Giver's enormous house. it was his first day training to be a "receiver" and he was told that he would have to go through lots of pain to fulfill his duties for the community.
Jonas swung open the 18 foot tall door at the end of the long hallway and entered The Giver's bedroom. He saw a man on the very brink of death standing beside a crusty sleeping bag. The man licked his lips flirtatiously.
Jonas was too stunned to speak. "wowzers" he thought as he looked at The Giver. He was the most gorgeous man Jonas had ever seen, and his heart began to flutter.
"Hello Jonas" Said the wrinkly man, "My name is The Giver, but you can call me whatever you want" he smirked, his wrinkles tripling as he talked.
Jonas threw up on the floor all over The Giver's barbie crocs.
"GET ON THE BED NOW!!!!!" The Giver screamed and threw Jonas on the sleeping bag. "Now..." The Giver grinned, "Take off ur shirt Jonas"
"I-" Jonas stuttered "W-w-wait Giver!" The Giver stopped mid lip lick. "You're right Jonas, It's too quiet in here. I need to turn on my playlist." The Giver whips out his brand new Samsung from his flare leggings and switches to his Spotify. There, he scrolls until he finds what he's looking for. "Here we are, my playlist for my favorite person in the world"
"Is it for y-your dead daughter?" asks Jonas
"No screw her" The Giver laughs and clicks on his Imagining Jonas and Me in velocity edits playlist. It has had 60000000 listens in the last day. He clicks shuffle and it lands on Butter by BTS.
"Alright Jonas, we're ready to give you some real memories..." The Giver says, ambient music now playing in the background. He throws his phone across the room, but it accidentally hits a big red button on the wall. "FRICK" The Giver screams as a nuke launches out of his phone and blows him up.
"NOO! GIVER!!!!" Jonas cries and sobs. He spends weeks being depressed and listening to Heather by Conan Grey slowed + reverb. He is so depressed that he applies for release so he can be with The Giver forever
The End <3
