So Jonas has now been sucked inside of a big black plane. He looks around and sees two very buff Italian men standing in front of him. One was wearing a red hat with an M on it, and the other was wearing a green hat with an L on it. They were also both wearing very expensive Gucci tuxedos that probably cost more than a house.
"Hello Jonas" the swole man wearing red said to him "my name is mario, and this is my bro bro luigi. we are the mafia." Jonas passed out from shock.
When he woke up he was still there because he had only passed out for a millisecond.
"Anyway," Mario said, "we kidnapped you because we want to initiate you into the mafia"
"W-w-w-w-what?!!! Never!" Screamed Jonas, spittle flying in the faces of the very buff Italian brethren.
"We'll give you a pair of jordans" said luigi.
"Gosh golly i'm in" said Jonas, springing up off his feet. He whipped out his nokia phone to show mario and luigi his Pinterest board of his dream Jordans, the Jordan 69s.
Mario and luigi took one look at the price tag and exploded.
Jonas decided to become the mafia himself. So he bought a Gucci suit and tuxedo and a limo and drove around to local Chick-fil-a's to flex his money.
He pulled up to a nearby 7-11 to fill up his limo's gas tank. He walked into the 7-11 to pay for his overpriced gas and also buy a meat stick to munch on. (not The Givers, Jonas is an independent baddie now.) He picked out his desired meat stick snack and goes to the counter to purchase it and also maybe shoot up the store owner because he's a mafia baddie now.
"RING UP MY MEAT STICK" Jonas hollers, throwing his meat stick at the turned-around back of the cashier for him to scan. The cashier turns around and Jonas is shocked.
"G-G-Giver?"
"Jonas? Is that you?" The Giver's eyes begin to water. "I thought I would never see you again!"
Jonas snaps back to reality, and remembers he is a mafia baddie now. He has no time for The Giver.
"Giver, I'm so over you." Jonas barks "Just give me my meat stick and begone"
"that's what she said!!" screeched Leland Elmes
Jonas blew him up.
"JONAS THIS ISN'T YOU!!!!" Cried The Giver, "YOU'RE NOT A MAFIA BADDIE, YOU'RE JONAS! AND I LOVE YOU!!!!"
"NO GIVER!" screamed Jonas "I'M DIFFERENT NOW! YOU NEVER CAME TO SAVE ME, SO I HAD TO SAVE MYSELF!" Tears began to pour out of Jonas's eyes.
"I-I-I...I'LL NEVER LOVE YOU GIVER!"
The Giver had a heart attack. Then he respawned and began to cry harder.
"Jonas, you dont mean that... do you?" He croaked
"I-i-i-i-i-" Jonas stuttered, "NO! OFC I DON'T MEAN IT!" He began to cry furiously. "I LOVE YOU GIVER! YOU'RE RIGHT, THIS ISN'T ME! I WAS NEVER CUT OUT TO BE A MAFIA BADDIE!!!" He rips off his Gucci tuxedo but then realizes he was only wearing his miraculous ladybug underwear underneath. And now he has no more clothes.
"Jonas," The Giver smirks, "You look- amazing... but I think we need to get you some new clothes."
"Ok" Says Jonas. They teleport to The Giver's house. The Giver runs in and pulls out a long coat that is a very peculiar color.
"Wow! This coat is so cool!" Exclaims Jonas "What's it made out of?"
The Giver smiles and replies, "You remember your little baby friend, Gabriel?"
"Yea!" Smiles Jonas
"Well, I used his skin to make it."
Jonas stops. His breath leaves his lungs. "G-G-Giver. HOW COULD YOU!???"
"Huh?"
"HOW COULD YOU TELL ME YOU KNEW HOW TO MAKE COATS AND NOT TELL ME??? BRO I PAYED SO MUCH FOR ONLINE CLASSES!!!!!"
"Oh!" Chuckles The Giver, "I'm so sorry Jonas! Why don't I make it up to you? Why don't you come into my house and..." The Giver smirks like Debby Ryan. "I'll show you how to make one..."
"Ofc Giver!" Jonas hops onto The Giver's back and they skip inside The Giver's mansion together.
The End <3
