The Giver's house burns down. Jonas decides to walk home through the woods, at night, alone. He ambles down the dirt road, knees knocking together anxiously.
He suddenly hears a rustling in the thicket of trees. He thought it may be his mother who constantly watches him when he leaves the house and when he gets changed.
"W-W-WHOS THERE??" Jonas stutters. Then Jonas hears a masculine voice that also turns him on.
"Hello Jonas, we meet again," The voice said, in a thick British accent. Jonas knew that voice.
"G-G-GIL???" Jonas squeaked. The thick muscular veiny hand of Gil the Bubble Guppy shot out of the lush trees and grabbed Jonas by the throat. The hand lifted him up and threw him aggressively into the trees.
Jonas landed on his nonexistent butt. He was very flat and planned to get a BBL like Oli London, because The Giver told him to get one. He landed in the middle of a circle of angry-looking people.
"THE B-BUBBLE GUPPIES?" Jonas shrieked in terror.
"Yea it's my gang of homies" Gil growled at Jonas. Jonas trembled in fear as Gil and the rest of the Bubble Guppies advanced upon him.
"OMG BRO THIS IS NOT COOL!!!" Screeched Jonas "GIVER HELP MEEEE"
Suddently, Gil pounced on Jonas, pinning him to the forest floor.
"SHUT YOUR FAT CRUSTY MOUTH or..." Gil snickered "I'll shut it for you..."
Jonas yelped in fear. His lip quivered. His legs shivered. His arms slithered.
Gil bit his lip like Debby Ryan. "Before we...ah, begin...i'd like to tell you something very important."
"W-W-what?!?" Stuttered Jonas.
Gil leaned into Jonas's ear and whispered roughly, "No Homo"
Gil leaped up and ripped off his grey sweatpants to reveal his large, thick, meaty, gargantous, juicy, veiny, scrumptious, delectable, wet...
mermaid tail.
Because Gil is a mermaid.
Jonas shuddered at the sight of Gil's fishlike toroso.
"Like what you see?" Gil asked, his tail flailing around wildly.
Jonas was roughly shoved back onto the ground by the British mermaid. Gil ripped off Jonas's Gabe-skin coat to reveal his miraculous ladybug underwear.
Jonas whimpered in fear. "G-gil, w-w-wait!!"
Gil smirked another time. "Jonas, dont be afraid, nothing about this situation is...fishy."
Jonas guffawed in laughter at that scrumdiddlyumptious joke. Then realized he should probably still be scared. So he screeched loudly.
"I TOLD YOU TO BE QUIET!!!!!!!!" Gil screamed, clapping his hand over Jonas's mouth. Jonas kicked Gil in his rock hard abs. Gil moaned in pain. Jonas scampered backward and leaped to his feet. He broke into a run and sprinted into the forest. "GIVER!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! HELP ME!!!!!!"
Suddenly, two hands roughly grabbed Jonas from behind.
"Think you were getting away that easily?" Said the British voice of Gil The Bubble Guppy.
"GET OFF ME!!!" Screamed Jonas. Then, Jonas decided that he had enough.He opened his eyes, and they were GLOWING RED.
JONAS HAD UNLOCKED HIS INNER WOLF!!!!!11!!!!!
"W-W-WHAT????" Gil shreiked in surprise. "J-JONAS, YOU'RE...
THE LOST ALPHA DEMON ANGEL KING!!!!!!"
"THATS RIGHT I AM" Said Jonas "AND NOW, I'M GOING TO FINISH YOU!!!!!"
Jonas shot his EPIC ALPHA POWERS out of his paws (he was in his wolf form) and reduced Gil to ashes!!!! Suddenly, someone tapped Jonas on the back. Jonas dramatically spun around, ready to strike, until he saw who it was.
"G-g-giver??"
"Hello Jonas-WAIT!!!!" The Giver smirked, brushing his side part to the side.
"JONAS ARE YOU THE LOST ALPHA WOLF DEMON ANGEL KING??????"
"YES I AM GIVER!!!!"
"JONAS..." The Giver spun around in a tornado and blew up the forest
"I'M THE OTHER ALPHA KING!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed the Giver.
"OH MY GOSHERS!!!" Screeched Jonas the lost alpha demon wolf angel king.
"LETS BE TOGTHER FOREVER!"
"OFC GIVER!!!!!"
Jonas jumped into the Giver's arms and together they flew out of the exploded forest to go make anime cosplay tiktoks together.
THE END
(for real)
also because i need some artistic representation for jonas and the giver's beauty, here is what jonas and the giver look like!!!!!!
jonas: the giver:
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