The Earth split open, but Phil Swift came in and sealed it back together with flex tape. Jonas was very depressed because the Giver had left him. He decided to forget the giver and start a new relationship with Thing from the Wednesday show, but he wasn't the same. The hand from the Wednesday show didn't have the same scrumptious qualities that The Giver had.
Every single morning Jonas would wake up and cry. His life just wasn't complete without The Giver. He couldn't eat, he couldn't sleep, he couldn't breathe, he could only cry.
He cried so much that his whole house flooded and the hand from the Wednesday show drowned and died. But Jonas was so emo that he didn't even care.
Jonas decided to become a furry. He bought wolf ears from shein and a wolf tail and went to a furry convention. He felt so welcome there, with all of the furries in fur suits, and felt happy for the first time in forever.
Jonas was very ravenous, so he decided to order a McGangBang at the nearby McDonald's. As he scurried back to his table with his food, he accidentally rammed into someone, spilling his McGangBang sandwich everywhere.
"Ack! I-i-i-m so sorry!" Jonas screeched as he dived to the floor to grab his sandwich. But the handsome stranger that he had knocked into was faster than him, and handed him his trompled McGangBang sandwich.
"Hello" said the stranger, smiling at Jonas. Jonas blushed, and then realized who he was.
"A-are you G-Gil? The Bubble Guppy?" Asked Jonas.
"Yes, that is I." replied Gil in a thick British accent. He looked Jonas up and down and his mermaid tail flailed around provocatively. "You look quite dashing today Jonas" said Gil.
"T-thank you" Jonas said, blushing as he chowed down on his McGangBang.
"Say, Jonas, why don't you accompany me to the dark alleyway in the back of this convention center? We'll have some..." Gil smirked, "quality time..."
"O-o-ok!" Jonas squeaked. He followed Gil to the dark sketchy alleyway behind the convention center. Gil grabbed his shoulders. Jonas felt electricity go down his back, but it might just be his scoliosis acting up.
Gil spun him around and pulled him in closer. Jonas closed his eyes and...
But Gil roughly shoved him to the ground, laughing manically.
"W-w-what? Gil? What's going on?" Jonas stuttered.
"You really thought I loved you, Jonas?" Gil chuckled Britishly. Jonas, panicked, spun around to see five angry looking Bubble Guppies slowly coming out of the shadows toward him. They threw up gang signs angrily as they menacingly walked toward Jonas.
"What! G-Gil, help me!!" Jonas screeched, scooching backward. He quickly got up on his feet and spun around, breaking into a run.
But something grabbed him by his neck and slammed him against the alley wall. Jonas looked up to see Gil, smiling down at him.
"Jonas, this was my plan all along. Your furry costume is not furry enough! So my Bubble Guppy gang is going to kick your ass to Christmas." Gil shoved Jonas to his knees and kicked him in front of the five mermaid babies, who were scowling at him, cracking their knuckles threateningly. Jonas screamed, tears streaming down his face, and curled up into a ball, ready to die.
Then, a huge buff person in a hot pink wolf fursuit jumped in front of him, and started beating up the Bubble Guppies. He stomped on them until they were pancakes. Then, the big wolf furry picked up Jonas and sprinted to the waiting Uber. As the furry ran, Jonas wiped away his tears and saw the furry's grippers. Well, he saw what the grippers were inside, a pair of barbie crocs.
He knew who had barbie crocs.
Jonas looked up at the bulky fursuit head. "G-Giver?" He asked.
The furry suddenly threw him to the ground and ripped off his fursuit head dramatically.
IT WAS THE GIVER!!111!!!!
"GIVER! Y-Y-YOU SAVED ME!" Jonas cried
"Jonas," The Giver said, helping Jonas to his feet, "I never stopped loving you, and I will always love you. Let's get back together baby."
"OFC GIVER! I LOVE YOU!" The Giver picked Jonas up in a hug, the beautiful sunset blaring behind them. The Giver pulled Jonas close. Jonas closed his eyes, ready for whatever awaited him...
Then a plane swooped down and sucked Jonas up inside it with its magnet powers.
"GIVER HELP ME!!" Jonas screamed as he was sucked into the plane.
"JONAS NOOOO!!!!!" The Giver screeched. "I'LL FIND YOU JONAS, NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!"
The End <3
