A blinding bright light well blinded them. And when it cleared Naruto was stuck staring... at who you may ask? Well, at adult Nel now. It would seem that the little green thing she had on was too small for her all grown up. And it was torn, reviling a lot of nice female skin.
Nel opened her eyes still groggy at just waking up. She yawned and sat up, Naruto being the pervert of the group, Kisuke as well. Where looking at her chest. Naruto because he wasn't expecting this, Kisuke because he's a pervert at heart Nel rubbed her eyes to clear them out, then she noticed Naruto.
"NARUTO!!!" Nel proceeded to give Naruto her super hot hug of pleasant death. Basically she was hugging him in her cleavage, crushing him more like it. Naruto struggled fruitlessly to escape and passed out for the 3rd time that night by a combination of blood loss and lack of O2. "Huh?" Nel looked at the now limp Naruto. "NARUTO OH NO WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OK!" She started shaking him violently. To see if he was alright of course he was.
Both Kisuke and Yoruichi had a laugh.
Naruto woke up 10 minutes later. With Nel waiting for him to wake up. "NARUTO!" She again hugged him in the same fashion. But Naruto managed to escape this time. Unwillingly of course.
"Nel?" He asked.
"Yep." She smiled at him. "But my full name is Neliel Tu Oderschvank." She giggled at Naruto's lost look on his face.
Longest Name ever.
That was the look on his face. "You mind if I keep calling you 'Nel' your full name is a bit of a mouth full?" He asked.
"Of course not silly. You protected me when I was in a weakened state. So I don't mind. Thanks Naruto." She said to him. Losing a bit of that childish manner that he had come to get use to. But then again... this...adult... Nel, was much hotter.
"Oh~~~ what's this?" She picked up something shiny and was looking at herself in it. Nel looked normal. Not even a scar. Her mask fragment was fully repaired and everything. The only thing he needed to work on... was her cloths. Considering that she was still in the green rags of hers.
"Well, I'm glad your yourself again." He smiled.
"OH NARUTO!" She tackled hugged him again. "YOU LOOK SO CUTE WITH THAT SMILE!" She said rubbing his face with her own.
'On second thought. She still has that childish personality still. That's still good.' Naruto said looking up. Because looking down...
"Well, I see that your awake Naruto." Both Naruto and Nel looked at the owner of the voice. Then Naruto saw the stars in Nel's eyes.
"KITTY!" Nel pointed and ran after the cat.
Yoruichi, fearing for her life, ran as fast as she could to get away. But Nel caught her before she could use any real speed. But surprising that Nel's touch was kind and not like her child version at all. Yoruichi could get use to this.
Anyway Naruto, Nel we have some things to discuss with you both." Both nodded. Being serious. "Well, if you both want to stay here in the human world I can help there. And also teach you what you need to know to survive here in the real world. Basic common knowledge of this place and all that." Kisuke told them with his fan covering his face.
Both Nel and Naruto nodded.
"Right then, let's get started shall we?" Kisuke was looking at a book shelve for a particular book. "Ah ha. Found you." Kisuke brought out a very big and old looking book. He blew on it to get the dust off. The dust covered the whole room. It took a minute before the dust settled. And when the book cover was clear. It read, 'How to survive in the human world for dummies 101.' "Read this and it'll tell you everything you need to..."
*SMACK*
Yoruichi head butted Kisuke. "Disregard what Kisuke just told you. Follow me in order to learn what you need to survive in this world." Both Nel and Naruto followed Yoruichi, in cat form.
Yoruichi told them about today's world and both Nel and Naruto listened with great interest. Both learned what was right and wrong by this world's standards. Yoruichi somehow had got teacher glasses and a black graduation hat when telling Naruto and Nel all this. And when she was done she was even eating an apple at the end of it all both of their heads were spinning after it all. The next day Kisuke told them that they were unable to stay there for long. He did supply them with gigais so they can live in the human world. They would need money, and working from them would not help them. And he told them that if Nel got a job, it would be a disaster. Naruto agreed. So Naruto got an idea and began writing. Within one week, Kisuke had been selling Naruto's book all over town, 2 weeks all of Japan. And you get the idea in 3 weeks. Kisuke had more mortal money then he can even count. Of course he would... manage... it for Naruto. Seeing as how the boy didn't know the first thing about money in today's world. Of course in exchange Kisuke would handle any money based arrangements that Naruto and Nel needed. So he got them an apartment for the two of them. Naruto and Nel not knowing that Kisuke is being cheep. Yoruichi did and stretched him for it.
But this brings us to Naruto's and Nel's current problem. You see, Kisuke did not think ahead when he sent them to their new apartment. So naturally... they got lost. They've been looking for this one place since they left, but they were so air headed about it they couldn't find it and now they couldn't fine Kisuke's shop. And this jungle of buildings that always looked the same wasn't helping either.
"Oh man we're such idiots. I can't believe we didn't ask Kisuke before we left Nel. Nel?" Nel was looking at herself in the window of a shop. It was scaring the kids inside as she was making strange faces. "Come on Nel. We don't need to draw attention to ourselves." He said grabbing her hand and taking her away from the glass.
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Hollow Fox Naruto
FanfictionThis is a bleach and naruto crossover fan-fiction. Naruto has died, killed by the only person he thought of as his best friend and now he will be reborn in Hueco Mundo. His new life begins now plus dark secrets from his past.