Hollow Fox Naruto

Naruto are you sane?

(With Nel and Rangiku)

"So what would you like?" Rangiku asked.

Nel was wide eyed as she looked at all of the tasty looking food in the private mess hall that was Rangiku's kitchen table. "Wow...!"

"Now! Let's eat and drink!"

"RIGHT!"

Both started to mow down on the food and down the sake and other drinks there.

(With Naruto and Yoruichi)

"So this is the 2nd division barrack? Nice and you said that these people use their hands as well to fight." Naruto asked excitedly.

"Yep, and I was in charge of this place back when I was the Captain of the 2nd Division. Now Soi Fon, my little bee is grown up and now in charge." Yoruichi now had mock tears in her eyes. "I'm so proud of her.

"Sweet. Hopefully they will at least make me fight at least somewhat seriously." Naruto said walking in the front door. Then we was disappointed. "This place should have traps all around. What the hell? Why doesn't it Yoruichi?" He asked the cat chilling on his shoulder.

"No one has the balls to walk in the front door of this place."

"You mean no one other than me dose this? Will... ok I buy that." Naruto nodded. "I mean, no one but the old man would have the balls of steel that only I have and women don't need balls of steel when they have nice juicy..."

POW

Naruto was on the ground before he could finish his sentence. "I hate my life sometimes."

"Aw~~ poor baby." Yoruichi cooed. "Mama will kiss it and make it feel all better. Someday."

"And I'll wait for that day. No matter how long I have to." Naruto smiled back at her.

The two of them explored the 2ed division barracks for a while. Yoruichi seeing new things since she's been there last.

"Wow, this place rocks!" Naruto yelled from the hot spring him and, in her cat form, Yoruichi were enjoying. Still in the 2nd division barracks.

"You know that we're going to get caught right?" Yoruichi didn't mind it. She was appalled that 2 intruders could just walk in and chill in the hot springs of this place. "Especially since we're on the women side of the hot springs." Yoruichi sometimes had to question Naruto sanity. Sure no one had been able to hurt him in a long time but still. Never under estimate a pissed off women. "You sure your sane Naruto?"

"Yep, I am sure I am not sane."

"That made no sense."

"It would, if you were like me." Naruto said still relaxing in the water. Yoruichi hopped out. "We're you going?"

"If you were more focused on your surroundings and not the water you'd know." She left him to die... err... to his unique encounter. Naruto paid her leaving no mind. Think nothing of the sound he just heard either. The sound of the door opening from behind him. However, he did notice a high amount of spiritual pressure build up behind him. Most it seems pissed.