Hollow Fox Naruto

After Test

(Time skip Next day)

Retsu worked fast. The injuries were not factual in anyway shape or form, but they were serious. Toshiro suffering the worse of it. It was with Orihime's help and her strange healing power that helped a great deal. Naruto had proven his point when Nel defeated the 5 Soul Reaper Captains. Nel had no injuries at all and she had defeated 5 very powerful captains. Not many is anybody could say that. The worst thing she suffered was a sore hand when she slapped Naruto on the cheek. His steel skin and all. But none of them will die or be unable to fulfill their role at captain. Retsu notice the change in behavior that Nel did. When Naruto told her to not hold back, she was cold, ruthless and, for the lack of a better word, heartless. But when she was no longer fighting. She was back to her kind old self. Even helping her and Orihime heal the captains she beat.

(Toshiro's room)

"WHA!" Toshiro woke up. He tried to sit up only to feel pain in his left arm and leg. He removed the covers to see that his arm and leg were in a cast.

"Good to see that your awake."

Toshiro snapped his head to the door. Only to find Naruto. He scowled, then his eyes widened at what he remembered. Right before he charged Naruto he was tackled back down to the bed.

"OH KITTY CAPTAIN I'M SORRY I'MSORRY I'M SO SORRY!" Nel was hugging him again in her 'Lovely Breast of DOOM' hug.

Toshiro blushed at first. Then was starting to die due to lack of air.

"Nel... your killing him." Naruto said in a deadpan expression.

Nel's widened. Then she stopped hugging him and looked at Toshiro. She saw his soul attempted to leave his body. "OH NO I'VE KILLED HIM!" She then was frantic. "Get back in their Kitty Captain's soul! Kitty Captain still owns Nel and friends a shopping spree!" She shoved Toshiro's soul back in his mouth. He wasn't going to get out of the shopping he promised by dying. That would be too merciful.

Naruto laughed a bit. "Well, I see that.." He giggled. "The kitty captain is in good hands."

"Wait Naruto! Don't leave me here with her!" Toshiro yelled in fright.

Naruto just laughed as he went to check on the last 2 of the 5 captains. Kenpatchi was the first, he just waved and that was done. Shunsui was easy, he just signed his Icha Icha book and all was forgiven and he just left Toshiro at the mercy, I mean caring embrace of Nel. He snickered. Komamura was next. Komamura still had some resentment toward Naruto for Killing Tosen. Despite everything that Tosen did, despite everyone Tosen had betrayed he was still Komamura's friend. Naruto needed to let him know that nothing short of death would set Tosen straight and it did, in the end. He walked in to see Komamura in bed with a cast on his left arm.

"I see your alright... sort of."

Komamura looked at Naruto. "Yes well, Captain Retsu is good at what she does and that human girl, Orihime was it, she's skilled as well. They said I'll be up and about in a week or so." Then he had a look on his face like he was thinking. "But that ho" Naruto gave him a look. "Girl, Nel, her power was... frightening."

"I know."

"Nothing we did, no move tag team maneuver, nothing even got close to her. The only thing that hit her was Toshiro's new move that he made up on the spot. And even that didn't last long." Komamura said.

"Yes. And I will respect Toshiro for thinking of some so basic yet ingenious." Naruto agreed with the man there.

"I have a question to ask you."

Naruto looked at Komamura. "Sure, go for it."

"You said when we first faced off, A person like you,' A can't hope to face me if they cannot face themselves' what did you mean by that?" He asked.

Naruto looked at him. "You helmet. You used it so no one would look at you funny. But Komamura, you must know that you are a respectable man. No matter what you look like on the outside. Never let other people judge you for something you had no control over. If you cannot face yourself in the mirror, how can you face the enemies of the Soul Society that threaten it?"

Komamura thought about that. He looked back at the tiles on the roof and nodded.

"I'll let you be for now. But think about what I said." The captain nodded as Naruto left.

He continued to think. "I think I can face others now Naruto." He looked at a mirror, at himself. "Because now I can face myself."

Naruto walked until he found the last captain that Nel beat. Soi-Fon. He purposely left the best for last. He gave a perverted giggle. Oh who the pervy sage would be so proud of him. Going after 3 women at once. Well, 5 if you include Lisa and Tia. Lisa was a go he just needed to find a way to spend more time with Tia and get her away from Aizen. Naruto then pulled put a bouquet of flowers. All for his little bee.

"Hello Naruto."

Naruto froze. He knew who this was. He slowly turned around as if he was going to die painfully. There was even a creaking sound as if a rusty door was closing in a haunted house. Then he was face to face with Captain of the 4th squad. captain Retsu.

"Why hello captain Retsu. How are you this lovely day?" He asked as he kissed her hand.

"Oh I'm fine. But who are the flowers for? Not for me I hope, you shouldn't have." She gave him a'kind' smile.

"But of course." He handed her the flowers. "Think of it as an 'I'm sorry' for making you work so hard these past few days." He said handing the flowers to her.

"Oh, my favorite, how'd you guess?" He asked while smelling them.

"Lucky guess." He smiled back. 'I conned the info out of your lieutenant. And by conned I mean I gave her the best massage of her life and she sang like a bird.'

"Oh and Naruto..."

"Y-Yes?"

"I'll expect that seam massage you gave my lieutenant... tonight... that's alright right?" She asked giving her all 'inspiring' smile.

"Right, tonight, 10 O'clock?" She nodded and walked away.

Naruto sighed in relief. Then he busted out another bouquet of flowers. "I always plan ahead." He said as he went to find Soi-Fon.

"Room 202." Retsu said from down the hall.

Naruto got it what she had said. She was truly a women that any man would want. He would have to keep her in mind. Naruto travailed until he found Soi-Fon room. When he walked in he found Soi-Fon asleep in the hospital bed, Yoruichi curled up in a ball on her chest. Naruto looked at the scene in front of him. It almost made him not fuck with it and say aw. Almost. He walked to the sleeping Soi-Fon and whimpered in her ear.

"Soi-Fon, I want you." He said in a quiet voice.

"Lady Yoruichi..." Soi-Fon grabbed Naruto's head and in an impressive display of strength she forced Naruto to kiss her.

(Smooch)

(Click Flash)

Both Soi-Fon and Naruto looked at who said it. It was Yoruichi in full human naked form."I knew you loved Naruto Soi-Fon. Now we can have a 3some like we've always wanted." She said while holding a camera. "Just wait till I post this all over the Seireitei. You'll be 'Couple of the Mouth.'" Yoruichi had her smile.

Soi-Fon looked at Yoruichi. Then looked at who she was kissing.

(Outside the hospital.)

"UZUMAKI!"

For the better part of the rest of the day you could see Soi-Fon chasing Naruto with Naruto running for his life and Yoruichi chasing them laughing and taking pictures.

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I had to add a funny update after all that fighting now the next chapter will have a really big surprise and new characters. Till next time ;)